johnny thundercop is back and he's chill as balls

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

if you're wondering about the intelligence of earth's future scientists just know that in my attempts to wash cleaning product off the shower floor, I turned the tap on with my entire head and shoulders (clothed) under the shower head. while wearing headphones.

moving between hyperfixations is like wow i can’t believe i used to think this song was about that guy when it’s clearly about [guy it’s also not about]

a thing about me is i basically never notice a wig or other kind of hairpiece in tv/movies. it has to be party city territory for me to even twig it. people will complain about characters' wigs looking bad and i will nod along but there is like a 90% chance i did not notice for a second while watching. i consider this mostly a blessing.