βphan isnβt real.β I say into the mic, the crowd boos and throws clique merch at me. I stand my ground, Iβm not a fucking pussy. The crowd of 12 year olds start screaming βthe whiskers come from within!β and βladders!β. I am very close to ending it all when two posh voices command silence over the crowd. βSheβs right, stop fetishizing gay relationships.β Dan and Phil themselves stand in the back.
date of origin: december 26th, 2017
tags from @thinking-emoji
thatβs so fucking funny
