Offically Married To The Moon

it is important to cling to wonder btw

Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Booking that disused quarry for you as we speak.

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”