stream house phone

im sick again and i need BOOK RECS!!!!!

adulthood involves green bell peppers in some way I think

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

sorry I love this painfully mid media so much I could throw up

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

You guys I heard they’re outside slicing human joy into neat rectangles for everyone to eat. I heard it looks like a pale pink cloudy jelly or soft translucent tofu and everyone can have a piece just small enough to hold in their palm. and there’s enough for everyone😄

i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

i no longer respect the hustle i want universal basic income and dignity for everyone

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now