*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

about to set myself on fire while i eat a chicken parm

pelase stop setting yourself on fire 

i should kill you for saying this tbh

I hate how furry is mainstream now

We need to rebrand furry as strictly a sex thing

Cross my heart and rub my tummy, lick my lips and eat a yummy

everybody wants to rule the world

Where's that post of the naked bald anime girl like "You'll s-sing with me? We'll sing our ABC's.... together!!"

i will no longer be practicing radical acceptance and/or accepting the things i can not change #fuckbadthings #changeit

petplay over the internet is so funny you're texting a dog

Yes