going to war, kissing girls, wathever

but they've just been through too much together that they know it's not a threat to their relationship in the slightest and they're not jealous at all whatsoever so they're just like

annabeth: see you, pipes!

piper: i'll see you later *blows a kiss and leaves* MWAH BYEEE

annabeth, blushing: *squeaky voice* .....bye?

percy, from behind her: you're hyperventilating.

annabeth: NO I'M NOT. WHAT DO YOU MEAN? I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON PIPER

percy: who said anything about piper? AAAH--*gets hit by pillow*

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jason: oh GODS, we can't escape from here. and that hydra is getting WAY too close. wait--

*swoops percy up bridal style and flies away*

*lands somewhere safe*

jason: are you okay, percy? you're not hurt right?

percy: *flustered* yes...no...*error 101* ....you're really strong...bro

jason: uhh thank you, i guess? i'll go check on the rest.

annabeth: *appears randomly* I know what you are, jackson...

percy: we're literally in a committed relationship.

the gays? yup

the sapphics? 100%

my precious few straight couples? love y'all