#stevepop

Steve: "WHOA-HO-HO, lookin' good, Johnny!"

Johnny: "... I didn't ask😐"

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Pony: "Bi people get such a bad rep! We're not whores!"

Johnny: "No offense, but you were crushing on Cherry and Curly at the same time..."

Pony: "STFU—"

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Soda: "Sometimes I get Pony and Johnny mixed up."

Darry, irritated: "Well for starters— one of them's your FUCKING BROTHER!"

Soda: "I can't help it! I think they're slowly fusing..."

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Some random soc: "Still pretendin' to be an emo freak, Cade?"

Johnny: "Still gagging on my dick? Must taste good."

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Two-Bit: "So, imagine you're stranded on an island with no food or water. What's your first move?"

Dally, scrolling: "That would never happen to me."

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Johnny, talking to the guidance counselor: "My long-term goal is to overthrow the concept of peace🙂"

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Cherry: "So who do you like? I see you hanging around Johnny and Curly more than anyone else😏"

Pony: "... sooo, I'm actually choosing to plead the 5th"

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*Dally walks into the Curtis house*

Dally: "'Sup, gang? I'm back from New York!"

Johnny: "For real? Wasn't expecting that."

Dally: "Where'd you think I was??"

Darry: "We just assumed you got arrested again."

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*Soda and Steve playing Uno*

Soda: "UNO OUT, I WIN!!"

Steve: "Well y'know what they say— if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em."

Soda: "OH😳"

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Johnny: "Sometimes I feel like Rue from Euphoria... without all the hardcore drugs."

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Soda: "You guys ever think about the future?"

Pony: "All the time."

Steve: "Yeah."

Darry: "Occasionally."

Johnny: "No."

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Darry, leaving the house: "Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

*door closes*

Soda: "Soooo... what do we do now?"

Johnny: "Something stupid😈"

Pony: "GOD, NO—"

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Darry: "Who's been binging Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my Disney+ profile???"

Two-Bit: "I think the answer's pretty obvious🤣"

Darry: "JUST ADD YOUR OWN?"

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Teacher: "How would you describe yourself?"

Johnny: "I like to think of myself as the opposite of a therapist."

Teacher: "Oh!"

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Pony, texting Johnny: why'd u turn ur lo off??

Johnny, replying: cs we go to the same school and live in the same house💀

Pony, in algebra: i see how it is

Johnny, in P.E.: pony pls bru

Pony: text me when ur done being a WHORE

Soda: *gazing at Steve* I like it just like my boyfriend.

Pony:

Same sex marriage rights, so many pride parades, and so much support.

But then they would see you denying their existence.

Another reminder that those people from the 60s are alive right now.