#stevepop

Steve: "WHOA-HO-HO, lookin' good, Johnny!"

Johnny: "... I didn't ask😐"

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Pony: "Bi people get such a bad rep! We're not whores!"

Johnny: "No offense, but you were crushing on Cherry and Curly at the same time..."

Pony: "STFU—"

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Soda: "Sometimes I get Pony and Johnny mixed up."

Darry, irritated: "Well for starters— one of them's your FUCKING BROTHER!"

Soda: "I can't help it! I think they're slowly fusing..."

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Some random soc: "Still pretendin' to be an emo freak, Cade?"

Johnny: "Still gagging on my dick? Must taste good."

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Two-Bit: "So, imagine you're stranded on an island with no food or water. What's your first move?"

Dally, scrolling: "That would never happen to me."

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Johnny, talking to the guidance counselor: "My long-term goal is to overthrow the concept of peace🙂"

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Cherry: "So who do you like? I see you hanging around Johnny and Curly more than anyone else😏"

Pony: "... sooo, I'm actually choosing to plead the 5th"

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*Dally walks into the Curtis house*

Dally: "'Sup, gang? I'm back from New York!"

Johnny: "For real? Wasn't expecting that."

Dally: "Where'd you think I was??"

Darry: "We just assumed you got arrested again."

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*Soda and Steve playing Uno*

Soda: "UNO OUT, I WIN!!"

Steve: "Well y'know what they say— if you can't beat 'em, eat 'em."

Soda: "OH😳"

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Johnny: "Sometimes I feel like Rue from Euphoria... without all the hardcore drugs."

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Soda: "You guys ever think about the future?"

Pony: "All the time."

Steve: "Yeah."

Darry: "Occasionally."

Johnny: "No."

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Darry, leaving the house: "Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone."

*door closes*

Soda: "Soooo... what do we do now?"

Johnny: "Something stupid😈"

Pony: "GOD, NO—"

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Darry: "Who's been binging Mickey Mouse Clubhouse on my Disney+ profile???"

Two-Bit: "I think the answer's pretty obvious🤣"

Darry: "JUST ADD YOUR OWN?"

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Teacher: "How would you describe yourself?"

Johnny: "I like to think of myself as the opposite of a therapist."

Teacher: "Oh!"

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Pony, texting Johnny: why'd u turn ur lo off??

Johnny, replying: cs we go to the same school and live in the same house💀

Pony, in algebra: i see how it is

Johnny, in P.E.: pony pls bru

Pony: text me when ur done being a WHORE

Soda: *gazing at Steve* I like it just like my boyfriend.

Pony: