#parry

imagine though: it’s like 2am, Two-bit’s sneaking back into the East side after a date with Marcia, when he hears rustling near him, he thinks he’s boutta get jumped or sm when DARRY pops out from the trees. They’re kinda js standing there like 🫥 until soda (also sneaking back from the west side) runs into them. So now they’re standing there like that one Spider-Man meme interrogating each other until Pony comes up to them and is like “what tf r yall doing” (he’s not even dating a Soc, him and curly js snuck over there to fuck around on the west side 💀)

“What is it like if Darrel Curtis is a gay man and now his parents are dead, and he has two younger brothers that he’s trying to look after?”

Darry in his hs years while dating Paul: PAUL ANTHONY HOLDEN

Paul: *starts praying immediately*

During canon events:

Darry: SODAPOP PATRICK CURTIS

Soda: *stops and goes pale* oop- (even funnier if he says it aloud)

Darry: PONYBOY MICHAEL CURTIS

Pony: *shrinks into the couch and hides behind his book*

Darry: DALLAS TUCKER WINSTON

Dally: look darry, whatever it was Tim did it and not me-

Darry: TIMOTHY SHEPARD

Tim: *goes pale and talks real fast* whatever it was, dally did it and not me-

Darry: *only has to growl two-bit’s name to get his point across* Kieeetth…

Two-Bit: … that’s my cue to go

Darry: STEVEN RANDLE

Steve: *just shrinks behind soda* I DIDNT KISS YOUR BROTHER DARRY I SWEAR

Darry: that’s not… *a pause* *soda slapping his forehead* okay now that I think about it-

Darry, looking down at Johnny and then just gives in: *hugs him* I could never be mad at you Johnnycake!🥺

Johnny: *blinks and awkwardly pats Darry’s back*