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My babies
Bruce has a strict 'no metas/powers (except duke) allowed in Gotham' policy in place but it has a clause, BYOR (Bring Your Own Robin)
No one is allowed entry untill and unless they can produce their very own certified robin-shaped identity card
Whenever someone with even a hint of supernatural powers in them arrives at Gotham, they're first met with Bruce standing at the city border with a notepad in hand
Bruce: State your name and purpose.
Kon: Kon-el, here to hangout!
Bruce: Your Robin?
Kon, flourishing Tim from behind him: Ta-Da!
Tim, waves: Hey Bruce
Bruce: Approved, you may enter
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Bruce: Name and purpose?
Hal: Here to investigate a case, Hal Jordan
Bruce: Your Robin?
Hal: I.... don't have one?
Bruce: Denied
Hal: What?! But-
Bruce: Denied.
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Bruce: Yes, Wally, where's your robin?
Wally: Oh shit lemme just- *zaps away and returns with Dick, who was in the midst of brushing his teeth, in a bridal carry*- Here!
Bruce, grumbling a little: Fine. Approved.
Dick: You gotta stop using me as a key already, man
Wally: Blame Bruce.
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Bruce: Name and purpose?
Clark: Clark Kent, here for our monthly barbecue
Bruce: Robin?
Clark, producing an actual robin bird: Does this count?
Bruce:.....yes
All the DC couples I love and draw as the photocard way ✨🤲
P/s : Maybe this is just Batfam and their boyfriends lol
Kon: So, I'm taking Tim out for- Wally: Wait. Out as in dating? Romantically? Kon, annoyed: Yeah, so? Roy: And you, uh, cleared it with the big bat? Kon: Bruce? I mean, he knows, I guess. I didn't ask him for permission. Wally: He's cooked, Roy. Kon: He's chill. Roy: Yup. Cooked. Kon: I know he's the Batman and all that but he's not like that. We always get on. Wally: Yeah, so did we. Then I woke up one night and he was sitting on my bed. He wanted to talk about the open door policy he had the Manor. Roy: He ran me off the road just to "talk". Next thing I know, he's lecturing me about respect and how I should keep my hands to myself. Wally: To be fair, you could tone down the PDA. Roy: I literally patted Jay's leg before I got up to get him a beer. Bruce blew out my back tires and left me stranded on the freeway at 4am Kon: Well, that's you two. Bruce has always been on my side. We- *muffled footsteps on the roof* Kon: What the- Wally: That's either Santa Claus or Bruce "Touch my boy and I'll gut you" Wayne. And it's fucking July. See you around, buddy. Roy: Imma head out.
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Batman, on watchtower duty, writing on a whiteboard with many aberrations and colors.
Superman, Green Arrow, and Flash watching and trying to figure out what is going on.
The top corner has a star with Strong, Honest (?), and legacy kid written down.
Supes: Hey, B. What is this for?
Bat: Just a little analysis for fun.
GA: Stop the presses, local Batman does something for fun!
Flash: But why does it say sassy and tall here?
Bat: …I’m trying to figure out if my sons have anything similar in their chosen romantic partners.
Flash: You’re analyzing your kids types.. for fun?
Batman, taking out his pointer and a red marker: My two eldest show preference for red heads with with green eyes, but my two youngest like Kryptoniains.
Supes: What-
Batman: My middle two seem to gravitate towards a sassier or snarky type, no offense to Roy, where as the youngest and oldest like earnest and cheerful types.
GA: Which one is Roy dating?!
Batman: None, they’re married Arrow, try to keep up. Now, other than being legacy children, their partners don’t have much in common. BUT, if I add in my daughter, who has a snarky and cheerful partner, we can begin to draw a hypothesis for (continued ramblings)
Supes, Arrow, and Flash watching in awe, as Batman is mildly enjoying himself.
Heated rivalry but birdflash
birdflash winding down
what do u think they're listening to?