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(and also read a bunch of fanfics)

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“oliver… i miss you…” says barry, with big wet eyes like a giant puppy.

oliver does a long-suffering sigh and the bags under his eyes get even darker. “i told you, we can’t be together, not anymore.”

“why notttttt,” whines barry, because he hates rules and being told what ‘no’ and is already considering breaking the timeline to find another oliver that will date him.

oliver turns away, brooding. “because i haven’t felt an emotion in years… not since… The Island… i can’t care for you, barry… not like how you deserve…”

barry thinks this is stupid. “skill issue,” says barry. “also we could just fuck.”

“if we just fuck, you’re going to get attached, because you’re barry allen and you latch onto people like a leech,” says oliver.

“nooooooooo,” replies barry, lying. “i won’t get attached. i literally just want the sad boy dick and no emotional vulnerability whatsoever.”

“ok,” says oliver, even though he knows barry is lying, but under 99 layers of repression he does actually like barry and maybe want to kiss him after 4 more years of relationship development but he’s not saving himself for marriage so they fuck super duper nasty.

scratch that, it’s not super duper nasty, it’s sickeningly tender and oliver feels weirdly warm afterwards and barry informs him that it’s called an emotion.

“i love you,” says barry.

“i don’t believe in feelings,” says oliver.

“awwwh you’re so sweet,” says barry and then he tries to kiss oliver and oliver leaves dramatically from the window like off-brand batman

hard cut to barry doodling hearts around oliver’s name in red glitter gel pen and then oliver standing on the edge of a building, silhouetted in front of the moon, dramatically brooding about barry

2 years later oliver finally confesses his feelings to which barry is confused bc he thought they’d been dating this whole time. and they lived happily ever after

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I forsee a lot of them for this event 👀 Oops? I've written enough fluff for them that I don't feel guilty for contributing to the smut numbers 😂 Barry's just a dirty birdie underneath it you let him be... 🥵💦

Title: Following that Primal Urge

Fandom: DC

Rated: E

Ship: Barry Allen/Oliver Queen

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Summary: After a day visiting his family, meeting his new nephew, Barry is hit with baby fever. Maybe not unexpectedly with his heat coming up and the desire he's always had to be a parent. A side to him Oliver's never seen, but apparently loves because it's got his Alpha clawing at his skin to breed him.

I will NOT support or interact with anyone who ships batcest or supercest. Any type of !nc3st will not be tolerated on this blog.

There are a few ships that I personally ship but will not nsfw post about <3

feel free to send me asks and babble about whatever <3

ALSO! My @ isn’t anything bad, it just means the love of bats

Batman: You will address me as “Eagle One”

Batman: Superman is “currently doing that”

Superman: Hell yeah I am!

Batman: Green Lantern is “it happened once in a dream”

Green Lantern: Fuck you!

Batman: Flash is “if I had to pick a dude”

Flash: That’s fair

Batman: And Wonder Woman is “Eagle Two”