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The Batman and Robin situation is crazy

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The lamb in wolfâs clothing - Damian Wayne
i want you to miss me
⤡ in which; you decide to take a video for clark to enjoy while on a trip
⤡ warnings; f!reader, smut, filming sex, voyeurism/exhibition(?), lingerie, pinv, making out, slight dry humping, fingers in mouth, oral (f!receiving), doggy, missionary, size kink, praise, unprotected sex, creampie, overstimulation, dumbification
⤡ word count; 2.8k
a/n; special thanks to @undeadd011 for PROOFREADING my fic for me my close and personal venna PROOFREADS so good
you were perched up on his lap toying with the hem of his t-shirt trying your very best to soak up every last moment with your boyfriend before he was off for a trip. the aching loss of his presence would only last a few days but considering your unaddressed codependency, it was far too long for your liking.
he hated being away from you too, which is why his hands were on either side of you, tracing your waist like he hadnât already had every inch of your body memorized.
you tried not to dull the moment, sucking in your tears and staying silent to avoid the voice cracks that were bound to happen. the silence was loud but comforting because you knew he was silent for the same reasons you were, you were both completely comfortable in the silence because you both knew itâs what you needed.
until you got the best idea.
the hair-tie rule
you notice it while youâre sitting on the couch together, your legs tucked under you and his stretched out across the coffee table.
the hair tie.
your hair tie.
itâs looped twice around dickâs wrist, snug against the faint white lines from old escrima grips. pink. a little stretched out. unmistakably yours.
you squint at it. then at him.
âwhy are you wearing my hair tie?â
he doesnât even look up from whatever heâs fiddling with. just hums, absentminded, like this is the least strange thing in the world.
âam i?â
you grab his wrist gently and lift it. âdick. thatâs mine.â
now he looks at you. really looks. that stupidly fond smile sneaks onto his face before he can stop it.
âyeah,â he says, like it explains everything.
ââŚokay,â you say slowly. âcan i have it back?â
he pulls his wrist out of your hand with exaggerated care, tucking it closer to his chest. defensive. dramatic.
âno.â
you blink. âno?â
ânope.â
you stare at him. âwhy?â
he shrugs, too casual, eyes flicking away for half a second. âyou always lose them.â
âthat is not true.â
âlast week,â he says immediately, âyou left one in the batmobile, one in the shower, and one on the kitchen counter.â
you open your mouth, then close it. ââŚokay but that doesnât mean you get to keep it.â
he grins wider. âit kind of does.â
you reach for his wrist again, and he dodges easily, laughing as he leans back against the couch.
âdick.â
âitâs practical,â he insists. âwhat if you need one later? boom. iâm prepared.â
âyou are literally hoarding my hair accessories.â
âiâm safeguarding them,â he corrects. âimportant difference.â
you huff and cross your arms. âyou could at least admit you just like wearing it.â
that makes him pause.
his smile softens, just a little. âmaybe.â
your expression melts despite yourself.
ââŚwhy?â you ask, quieter now.
he rubs his thumb over the hair tie without thinking about it. âi donât know. reminds me of you. feels like iâve got you with me, even when youâre not around.â
your chest does that annoying warm thing.
you sigh, defeated. âyouâre impossible.â
he leans in and presses a quick kiss to your temple. âand yet,â he says, âstill your boyfriend.â
you shake your head, smiling. âfine. you can keep it.â
his eyes light up. âreally?â
âbut if i need it,â you warn, âiâm taking it back.â
he nods solemnly. âdeal.â
then, after a beat, he adds, âi might need a backup though.â
you groan. âdick.â
he just laughs, wrist still proudly decorated with your hair tie.
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Fake Dating to Shut Dick Grayson Up
reader x Jason Todd
Dick Grayson means well. Thatâs the problem.
Heâs been trying to âhelpâ your love life for monthsâdropping names, nudging you into conversations, accidentally leaving you alone with people who are objectively nice but painfully wrong for you. Every time you say youâre fine, he smiles like he knows better.
âYou just need someone who challenges you,â he says.
You challenge the urge to shove him off the nearest rooftop.
Jason finds the whole thing hilarious. Or at least he pretends to. He leans against the Batmobile, helmet tucked under his arm, watching Dick ramble about your potential chemistry with the latest unfortunate soul.
âWow,â Jason says dryly. âDidnât know you were running a dating service now, Dick. You charging commission?â
Dick rolls his eyes. âIâm serious. They deserve someone who actuallyââ
ââisnât interested,â you cut in.
Dick opens his mouth again.
Jason doesnât let him.
Jason slings an arm around your shoulders like itâs the most natural thing in the world. Solid. Warm. Way too familiar. You freeze for half a second before Jason squeezes onceâtrust meâand smirks.
âTheyâre taken.â
Silence.
Dick blinks. âTheyâre⌠what?â
Jason grins, all sharp edges and trouble. âTaken. By me.â
You stare at him. He looks back at you like this was always the plan.
Dickâs eyes flick between you. The arm. Jasonâs smug face. âSince when?â
You panicâthen commit. You lean into Jasonâs side, fingers curling into his jacket.
âSince you wouldnât stop trying to set me up with random civilians,â you say sweetly.
Jason hums. âYeah. Real romantic origin story. Matchmaking trauma.â
Dick squints. âJason.â
âDick.â
âThis better not beââ
Jason drops his forehead against yours, just barely touching. Close enough that you can feel his breath, hear the smile in his voice.
âRelax. Iâm being a great boyfriend.â
Your heart tries to escape your ribcage.
Dick groans. âI hate both of you.â
Mission accomplished.
Except⌠now Jason doesnât move his arm.
Later, when Dick is gone and the cave is quieter, Jason finally steps back. For a second, the air feels colder.
âSo,â he says casually. Too casually. âGuess weâre fake dating now.â
You cross your arms. âGuess so.â
A beat.
Jason tilts his head. âWe gotta sell it, yâknow. Dickâs persistent.â
You raise a brow. âAnd how exactly do you suggest we do that?â
Jasonâs grin softensâloses a little of its sharpness.
âEasy,â he says. âPublic hand-holding. Occasional rooftop make-outs. Maybe you come by my place, steal my hoodies.â
Your stomach flips. âThat sounds suspiciously thought-out.â
He shrugs. âWhat can I say? Iâm committed to the bit.â
You watch him for a moment, then sigh. âFine. But if this gets weirdââ
âIt already is,â Jason says, gently bumping your shoulder. âBut⌠weâll keep it fake.â
He offers his hand. You take it. And neither of you lets go.
-> pt2 <-

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Bruce Wayne & Kids⢠on one of those YouTube celebrity interview channels
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Interviewer: *hands Bruce one of those Most Googled Questions boards* We'll just start off with some miscellaneous questions for Bruce
Everyone: *nods/hums their agreement*
Bruce, peeling off the first sticker: Ok! First question, "Who is Bruce Wayne..? Dating!
Bruce: God question, so actual-
Bruce gets interrupted as all his children, sitting around him, give their own answers
Dick: Clark, obviously
Jason: Superman
Tim: Selina
Cass: Minhkhoa Khan
Stephanie: Superman
Damian: Mother
Duke: No one..?
Bruce: ...
Everyone: ...
Bruce: So as I was saying, Bruce Wayne is currently single
Bruce, exasperated: Thank you, Duke
The kids: *suspicious glaring at each other and Bruce*
Bruce: ...
Bruce: Hey so we need to redact that-
The final clip is filled with long beeps, you can mildly make out three voices, two saying "Superman" and a young voice going "mother"
Bruce Wayne likes a woman in heels.
He loved everything about the experience. The illusion of longer legs, the sentiment, the simple way they looked.
He also loved buying them for you. The varying colours, materials, styles and sizes fascinated him. His eyes were focusing in on your feet as you strutted around the living room.
You came back over to him, took off the shoes and handed them to him. "A bit too big," you remarked. "I'm kind of slipping in them, you know?"
He nodded, still thinking about your walk in them. Confident, careless, absolutely breathtaking. Like watching a gazelle. Or a lioness.
He couldn't deny that he liked the comments either.
"Have you seen Mrs. Wayne's heels?" one of the icky business men in rented suits asked the other, pointing to you walking around the venue with Bruce.
"Yeah," he replied.
"She makes walking in them look so easy," one of their dates commented.
"Do you think he likes it that she's taller than him or does he just accept it?" another jumped in.
Undeniably the best part, though, was when he got to take them off. It was domestic in a way that felt so much like the memories of his parents that it warmed up his heart.
Gently he placed you on his plush bed, pillow cases, duvet and mattress cover all picked out by you. You still clung to him, tired and drunk beyond what you were used to. "Bruce," you mumbled.
He unclasped your arms from his neck, putting them into your lap. Then he moved onto his knees, rubbing your knee. "Yes?"
You stretched your leg out for him, resting a hand on his shoulder. "So tired," you muttered.
"I know," he reassured you, taking a deep breath in and out. As you played with his hair, he slowly slipped your left heel off your foot, watching intently. You giggled, wriggling all the way free. He worked the second one off just as slowly, pressing a kiss to your forehead when he finished.
"You are beautiful," he said. "Have I ever told you that?"
"No," you laughed, "I don't think so."
"Well, then there's a lot of compliments I'll have to catch up on."
The only thing he hated about them was that they hurt you. When you were whining about how badly the open blister on your heel was burning and how you wanted to rip your skin off, he could and would do nothing other than care for you. He'd make sure you had to move as little as possible and comfort you through the pain.
He'd even take a day off of work to be in bed with you and watch TV.
A/N: This isn't even a headcanon, it's completely canon. Also I'm sorry but I haven't been writing the last few days so everything will take a bit longer :( I genuinely have no motivation and, on top of that, am currently on holiday.