#quickcrawler

so many good Kurt ships…

And maybe I found paradise

It's almost fantasy

a/n: I’m switching up my posts cause I’ve always wanted to post headcanons and fanfics but I’ve been too scared lol so now I’m just gonna do it until someone corrects me :p

Nightcrawler

-> uses his tail to hang from EVERYTHING (scares the others because he’ll sometimes let himself fall)

-> helps Peter steal from candy stores

-> AWFUL cook, has burnt water.

-> cusses at Peter in German because he knows Peter doesn’t have the patience to learn the language

-> hates faux leather

-> goes to Europe at least once a week because “the food is much better”

-> enjoys being “pet” but has hissed at people for touching him without asking

-> he’s had fleas (Peter’s fault)

-> LOVES reptiles. Is fascinated with how they don’t burn under heat

Peter Maximoff

-> had a hamster wheel made special for him so he could get his zoomies out

-> “real food is boring.” (13 cavities)

-> has been caught ON CAMERA stealing

-> once dated a girl who lived across the world from him & ran to her place once a week (got so burned out from this he would stay with her for two days)

-> now that he’s in his twenties he gets burned out more easily and has to rest longer

-> one of the only times the world ever slowed down for him was the first time he tried an edible, he thought they were normal blondies. He was very wrong.

-> “this would be so much better with Kurt..” is a daily sentence people hear from him

Nightcrawler x Peter

-> share a bed after missions so they know the other is really alive

-> CONSTANTLY get into small fist fights

-> Kurt has stolen Peter’s shirts more than once

-> Kurt has 3 alarms (7, 7:30, 8:00) Peter turns all of them off before they sleep so they “accidentally” miss missions

-> Kurt has, on more than one occasion, awoke to Peter staring at him while they are supposed to be sleeping

-> Peter is a sleep talker, Kurt is a sleep hitter

-> most of the mansion was surprised when they found out the two of them were dating because of Peter’s string of week long relationships

-> Peter has a spray bottle that he sprays Kurt with when he’s being mean

But Human

Blank under the cut -> Tag your mutes

I love them actually