Kitty GoGo

"My dead mom, who died in a fire and is the reason I smoke, would beat me to hell and back if she knew I was in an exy stadium right now."

"I'm squatting so that I can stay in Millport and play Exy."

"EXY IS THE MOST PERFECT SPORT IN EXISTENCE I CANT BELIEVE MILLPORTS STADIUM IS A SOCCER FIELD HALF THE YEAR UGHHHH"

"My coach reaching out to a college exy team - yk, the sport I'm obsessed with - to get them to recruit me makes me genuinely angry and terrified."

"Oh yeah I've committed identity fraud twenty-two times. Now I have to do that again and also stop playing Exy."

"My imprisoned father will kill me when he gets out which is why I don't want to be famous for playing Exy."

"I really am super obsessed with Exy, to the extent that I can discern this strangers full name, job, the team he coaches, and the reason he needs a recruit so late in the season just because he gave me the first name of one now-institutionalised player."

"Allow me to now tell you everything about the foxes, an Exy team, even though I've revealed zero details about myself and you don't know my actual name yet. The foxes are more important."

"I have a very complicated and ominous history with Kevin Day. The only information I will give about Kevin Day is that he is famous and plays Exy, and that one time we both watched my dad slice a man into little bits. But what's more important is that Kevin is a better exy player than me."

Also, when hes told that Kevin Day wants him to join the foxes he bolts with no explanation, gets hit brutally in the stomach by Andrew Minyard - who, despite being totally identical to Aaron, Neil can immediately identify with zero effort - and in response, Neil says "fuck you," but doesn't follow up with "why did you hit me?". Instead he says "whose racquet did you steal?" as if that's the crime we should focus on here. Momentary theft of an exy racquet. He also mentally reacts to being brutally hit in the stomach by an exy racquet by recalling, in detail, everything he happens to know about his assailant's exy career and press coverage.