Jaybird

hc that central/keystone city will just. buy flash some food. flash stopped a hold up at a gas station? here you go sir have one of our pre-packaged kinda gross but still good meat pies. flash fought a rogue in a park near the farmer’s market? here flash have some fresh pastries i made (and if the rogue wasn’t being too horrible they can have some too). flash stopped some dude from selling drugs to high schoolers? you’re a real pal, flash, let’s buy you a burger. i want the flashes‘ respective cities to just take one look at their resident superhero and collectively decide to become the overbearing grandmother at a potluck

barry can and WILL pick apart crime tv shows based off of how inaccurate they are. like no kidding you two have been dating for a few months and you decide to put on like criminal minds or something of that nature and this man will literally PAUSE the tv and break down why the cause of death would be this instead of that, and how the detectives wouldn't actually get evidence that quick because it actually takes this long, etc.

happy pride to all the red x blue ships out there. may they keep torturing us to the end of time.

Oh that winterwidowhawk urge to make clint taller than bucky and nat taller than clint💔