#asureggie

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @liamdubcis‘s the only one that’s not shrimpy.

sacrifice myself for: @jordanjinn... sorry, sis. 

kick:  @cecefacilier, gotta kick you instead. 

take to prom: @eveningstardubois.

abandon in jurassic park: Don’t care where @jimdubs and the other one end up.

push off a bridge: @regdubois and Jim-jam can fight for what they want.

Oh my gosh! Um, I’d never want to make anyone feel bad, so can I make a... Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, Hot scale instead? 

@chloeoftheball is pretty!

@harmonytriton is also very pretty!

@andreatriton is hot!

@jimdubs is cute.

@regdubois is cute, too. 

@maddielabouff is beautiful.

@thediegodevil is...  cute! Let’s go with cute! 

@mackennadunbroch is beautiful.

@ailsbroch is hot!

@ruefitz is pretty.

@emmettvardaros is cute.

@princessxymarley is beautiful.

@noa-atua is hot!

@leilaningata is beautiful.

@whereswaldohatter is hot.

@lyra-k is pretty.

@rosebudalexiou is hot!

@princessofisolationx is cute.

@marykatehood is pretty.

@cassieadale is cute.

@frankiefearless is hot!

@pennylanewilde is cute.

@svgarrush is hot.

@hamadakimi is cute.

@mackgin is cute.

@heathlemon is adorable! That’s a cute offshoot, it felt right.

@viperbubbles is cute.

@quincydavis is pretty.

@sydneyandersen is cute. 

@lacklands with @rosalienothale. There’s something to be said for couples who have something in common vs. couples who... you know, don’t. 

@danteseaprince with Melody. Come on, you guys know the Romeo and Juliet thing there would be cute!

Uma with her first mate. Aren’t they already together? Am I reading that all wrong? 

@faciliersfreddie with Anthony Tremaine. I’m not even friends with her but I’ve heard her ramble on and on about his abs since she got here, and who knows what she had to say about them back on the Isle of the Lost.

@cecefacilier and @novafitzherbert. I know everyone assumes she’s with @regdubois or @casperlocke but I’m seeing something else here.

@happyevieafter and Doug had potential to be a cute pair, right? I mean, I can’t be the only one who could tell he totally wanted to be more than friends, I wonder what went wrong there.

@theomedici and @jordanjinn. I’m sorry, I read one of those fanfics about them hooking up and it was weirdly hot! That’s so creepy, I can’t believe I just admitted that.

@malfaeryx and Jay always intrigued me, sorry Your Highness! 

@lilyofthegoth and @venusfitzherbert. Why be an unofficial Fitzherbert when she could be an official one instead? 

Ginny and @emmettvardaros. I just get a vibe, I don’t know.

@skylarkbell and @kayavazquez seem adorable.

@jordanjinn... already answered above. I’m standing by my embarrassing truth!

@wingedstargirl and @ailsbroch are a dynamic duo, I dig them!

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Probably @kovukiwa if I have to do it with anybody -- sorry, @kiara-adebowale!

sacrifice myself for: @kazmartyn.

kick: @shortyshortz.

take to prom: @cecefacilier and @casperlocke, you can’t have one without the other!

abandon in jurassic park: I WANNA BE THE ONE TO GO TO JURASSIC PARK!

push off a bridge: @regdubois.

Oh, do I have a list for you. These couples would definitely shake things up if they’d just do us all a favor and go for each other:

@chloeoftheball and @jimdubs. Come on, @maddielabouff who?

@claudine-frollo and @regdubois. They’re boring enough for each other, don’t you think?

@gastonlegume3 and @abigailtremaine. We all know that their hate sex would be hotter than whatever she’s doing with his twin.

@shortyshortz and @racheladale. So much hyperactive niceness in one couple that they might explode and save the rest of us from how nauseating they are as individuals.

@lucianadevil and @vitanikiwa. Just make it official already and shut up about it!

I’d love to see @leilaningata ruin her life and her friendships. Maybe by going for either @whereswaldohatter or @noa-atua. 

@bobotomago and @mateobjorgman. If I can’t have them, they should just be stuck with each other for all eternity.

@novafitzherbert and @kovukiwa. I’d love a cheating scandal around here, honestly.

@finnbecker and @wndersoph. So. Much. Baking. And it would get her away from my brother.

I definitely could see the following happen as long as they don’t get boring as fuck:

@hookedonharriet needs to wake up and smell the salt water if she can’t see @tobiasslade right in front of her. Either that or run away with @rosalienothale like she keeps saying.

@liamdubcis seems like he’s juggling two girl so why not make it a ménage à troiswith @lilyofthegoth and @faciliersfreddie

@gastonlegume3 is only ever gonna get that kale love from @hailstormporter

@jimdubs is totally in love with @dahlialabouff what are you even talking about Brookie?

But I could definitely see what you’re saying about @leilaningata and @whereswaldohatter. I mean the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

@emmettvardaros is not fooling anyone with that sweetheart gag. The boy might as well say he’s with @winterpumpkin already instead of beating around the bush though maybe they’re in an open ship and that’s why he and @viperbubbles are still hooking up. He’d probably put a ring on one of their fingers first though so oop.

And that’s my take on that.

Just because @cecefacilier doesn’t hate @regdubois doesn’t mean I have to like him. No thank you. 

@lenflorian needs someone patient, who can deal with her strongheadedness. Maybe someone like @regdubois?

@chloeoftheball needs someone who understands her on a deeper level -- that includes knowing what her life has been like growing up and all the pressures she’s always been under. May I suggest @lucasbelrose? Not that I’m trying to play castle matchmaker, it’s just... an observation.

@wndersoph needs someone outgoing, who can bring her out of her shell. I don’t know that that person’s necessarily the person she’s with right now, but she does seem happy, so who am I to judge? @dylan-donati is nice, of course, even if I think someone like @ivynotpoison could have been really great, too.

And that leaves @ticktockbents. I think the people have already spoken about thinking he should be with @sydneyandersen, but if either of them doesn’t agree with that idea, maybe @kennahale?