#asulyra

@zoe-tomago, my sister’s just the best. 

@austinfrederickson

@eveningstardubois, obviously.

@lyra-k.

@stargirlvasilovich

@ellecharming

@livoakens

@quincydavis

@sydneyandersen

@darlingvirginias

@therubyfitz

@melodytritonx

@nottingriri

@hailstormporter

@andreatriton

@autumnskellington 

@crisdubois

@prncsscndi

Brooke’s still hot, even if she’s evil.

And honorable mention to @aspenfrederickson, too. And to the other Skellingtons because if Autumn’s pretty then so are they.

@lyra-k: When I was young, I always thought I’d end up with Lyra and Turkey would end up with Ally. 

@allsleigh: Now, perhaps, I could see her ending up with the Mad Hatter instead, bizarre as that sounds.

@deeturkey: As a cousin I’m meant to support his choices, so @sydneyandersen?

@lovelywatersthatch: Narwhals.

@diamcndskylucy: Octopi. 

@dum-sparrow: Centipedes.

@dumturtle:  Caterpillars. 

@stargirlvasilovich and @lyra-k. That way I won’t do something stupid like ship myself with them instead! Oh, and @felixstabby because he’s just as horny as she is -- sorry, V, you know it’s true!

Leilani: Hi Lyra! I hope you're doing well :)

Leilani: I talked to Waldo earlier in the summer about coming to visit Wonderland, and I was wondering if you had any recommendations for good places to stay if I still come!

Wait, are we seriously already thinking about next year here? Because if we are, chop chop, people, you’ve got ten months to get your act together, and I know half of you are half braindead and will take that long or longer.

With that said... here’s my 2020 wishlist:

@levbelrose and @chloeoftheball. Steal her right out from under your big brother’s nose, Baby Belrose! It would be the most interesting thing you’ve ever done in your entire life.

@andreatriton and @whereswaldohatter. Karma’s a bitch just like @scarlettcorazon.

@maddielabouff and @cecefacilier. Stop making heart eyes at @jimdubs, get together, and then drive each other so crazy you off each other, yay!

@rosalienothale and @lacklands. Just so that those bratty freshmen will stop acting like they’re going to be the premiere theater couple around here. They’re not even hot!

And I already got my wish of Marley and Dylan getting back together, which means... I deserve a Valentine. Boys, you have 10 months to impress the hot, single member of the Donati family, time’s ticking!

Oh my gosh! Um, I’d never want to make anyone feel bad, so can I make a... Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, Hot scale instead? 

@chloeoftheball is pretty!

@harmonytriton is also very pretty!

@andreatriton is hot!

@jimdubs is cute.

@regdubois is cute, too. 

@maddielabouff is beautiful.

@thediegodevil is...  cute! Let’s go with cute! 

@mackennadunbroch is beautiful.

@ailsbroch is hot!

@ruefitz is pretty.

@emmettvardaros is cute.

@princessxymarley is beautiful.

@noa-atua is hot!

@leilaningata is beautiful.

@whereswaldohatter is hot.

@lyra-k is pretty.

@rosebudalexiou is hot!

@princessofisolationx is cute.

@marykatehood is pretty.

@cassieadale is cute.

@frankiefearless is hot!

@pennylanewilde is cute.

@svgarrush is hot.

@hamadakimi is cute.

@mackgin is cute.

@heathlemon is adorable! That’s a cute offshoot, it felt right.

@viperbubbles is cute.

@quincydavis is pretty.

@sydneyandersen is cute.