#asugaston3

I think @karmeninka should end up under the mistletoe with someone, just so that her future husband isn’t the only boy she kisses in her entire life. Maybe @carterlabouff? Apparently people in our grade think he’s a super good kisser.

And now that I’ve helped my bestest best friend, I’d also like to help out my surprise other faves, @claudine--frollo and @emery-gothel. I guess I sort of just gave Claudine’s almost-man to Karmen, so maybe for her instead she could kiss, uh... @gastonlegume3? An opposites attract kind of thing could be fun for her! And for @emery-gothel, maybe @dawsondaviss? They’re both super talented, they’re probably going to have to kiss for a play someday anyway, so this could be good practice.

Most of the ones above probably won’t amount to true love or anything, but since true love is what I want to see for everyone all the time, I’m going to try and make mistletoe magic happen for my sisters instead! I know @sunshinepan has a boyfriend but I think her and @valerievasilovich could be super interesting. And as for @stargirlvasilovich, what about her and @ryanyao? She’s mentioned him being a cutie before, and he seems super nice!

Another day, another year of people loving and/or putting up with me. I wanted to do something different from the pints this year but I still ope you had a wonderful day and remember even if you think no one loves you, I sure do!  Customized flavors per your tastes. Love you all!!

Hailey V.

DUDE. Do you remember as kids when we’d dress up in dad’s bear rugs and stuff and run around the Isle playing ‘Hunters’? Fun times. I wonder if he’s still hoarding all those creepy animal head trophies.

Not: @gastonthejr, @gastonlegume3, @cashforrester, @oakleyoaken, @dannykensington, @darlingemily, @novafitzherbert, @spencer-thunderstrike, @jacqueline-chavez, @kiontaji, @casperlockex, @leanderambrosius.

In A Non-Hot Category of Good-Looking: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @zoe-tomago, @margaerycharming, @racheladale, @aliciatriton. 

Hot: @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade, @aimeeblake.

Everyone wants to be my friend, you’re going to have to be more specific next time! For now, though, here’s who I ship my BEST friends with.

@emery-gothel: Nobody. For real, she needs to stop chasing boys and let them start chasing her instead! And then she needs to hit them with frying pans and make life difficult for them to see if they’re strong enough to keep chasing her or if they give up too easily. I so far haven’t met anybody that I think would actually be a good match for Em, so my advice is to not try and find somebody just to find somebody and instead to chill!!!

@dizzybydesignx: Her boyfriend sucks, sorry not sorry. I think Dizzy should be with somebody who’s not just fun but also who hangs out with fun people that she wants to hang out with sometimes too! What’s the point in having a boyfriend if they can’t introduce you to more cool fun new people and things? Anyway! @eddie-delacruz is cancelled, I think @dizzybydesignx should go for @gastonlegume3 or @kendallandersen! 

@rocketstrongbow: SO APPARENTLY PEOPLE IN AURADON ARE REALLY BORING??? Because it’s hard to think of someone that would be good enough for Rocket, either!!! But maybe she could be cool with @kiontaji or... no, just Kion. Everyone else is boring, wow, STEP UP YOUR GAMES, AURADON!

@oakleyoaken: @madmyrcellamim, I guess, as long as he promises to not be nasty and disgusting and extra when we all hang out together! Otherwise I’m going to just ship him with a lot of frying pan smacks and wet willies from Blaise when he’s not expecting them! 

Okay, first of all? Everyone’s gorgeous, so jot that down! But we’re going to go on a scale of ‘I’d tap their butt while I was giving them a yoga lesson’ to ‘I’d tap their face… with my face… when I make out with them’ to ‘I’d tap that allllll the way,’ kay? And then a special category for my favorite people, @yzlachanca and @heyitsperry – you’ll see what their category is at the end!

I’d tap their butt while I was giving them a yoga lesson

@gastonlegume3

@cecefacilier

@lexi-la-bouff

@hadcliffe

@kazmartyn

@kovukiwa

@rilespan

@dizzy-t

@maggienottingham

@bringonethesunx

@piper-orangeboar

@claudine-frollo

I’d tap their face… with my face… when I make out with them

@gastonthejr

@toritriton

@margotfacilier

@skylarkbell

@casperlocke

@kendallandersen

@norahotterton

I’d tap that allllll the way

@novafitzherbert

@kiara-adebowale

@abigailtremaine 

@shavnphillips

I love them so much they burn brighter than the sun

@yzlachanca

@heyitsperry