#asuleilani

Moana. Absolute badass, total gamechanger, you have to admire someone like that. 

@n-atua. Can’t really pretend I don’t like him when I’ve been with him for this long, huh?

@ariliki. She’s definitely closer to being Moana-lite than her twin, at least. She’s fun and adventurous and a cool person to spend time around.

@leilaniwaialiki. Even though she’s not up for adventures, she always is up for an interesting conversation, at least.

@hemimanawa. I like him too, but he gives me so much shit about using trees for target practice that this is my version of giving him shit back, I guess.

Aaaaand at the bottom of the barrel is Maui. He only gets a mention for having and raising a really cool son. Maybe if he spent more time appreciating how awesome his son is, he could climb higher up the list. 

Oh my gosh! Um, I’d never want to make anyone feel bad, so can I make a... Cute, Pretty, Beautiful, Hot scale instead? 

@chloeoftheball is pretty!

@harmonytriton is also very pretty!

@andreatriton is hot!

@jimdubs is cute.

@regdubois is cute, too. 

@maddielabouff is beautiful.

@thediegodevil is...  cute! Let’s go with cute! 

@mackennadunbroch is beautiful.

@ailsbroch is hot!

@ruefitz is pretty.

@emmettvardaros is cute.

@princessxymarley is beautiful.

@noa-atua is hot!

@leilaningata is beautiful.

@whereswaldohatter is hot.

@lyra-k is pretty.

@rosebudalexiou is hot!

@princessofisolationx is cute.

@marykatehood is pretty.

@cassieadale is cute.

@frankiefearless is hot!

@pennylanewilde is cute.

@svgarrush is hot.

@hamadakimi is cute.

@mackgin is cute.

@heathlemon is adorable! That’s a cute offshoot, it felt right.

@viperbubbles is cute.

@quincydavis is pretty.

@sydneyandersen is cute. 

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @noa-atua is 🔥🔥🔥

sacrifice myself for: Um... Kion’s totes like, adorbs, he might be worth it. 

kick: @kovukiwa? Idk. 

take to prom: @kiara-adebowale? Idk again. 

abandon in jurassic park: @viperbubbles? Her name’s snaky and dinosaurs are related to snakes?

push off a bridge: @leilaningata? She’s like, always reading, and that scares me. 

Wow, what a weird and super creepy thing to do, I have no earthly guesses at all. Except for maybe @leilaningata, isn’t she always scribbling in journals and talking about creative writing? Those fanfics -- not that I have time to read them! -- are very, um, creative.

Oh, do I have a list for you. These couples would definitely shake things up if they’d just do us all a favor and go for each other:

@chloeoftheball and @jimdubs. Come on, @maddielabouff who?

@claudine-frollo and @regdubois. They’re boring enough for each other, don’t you think?

@gastonlegume3 and @abigailtremaine. We all know that their hate sex would be hotter than whatever she’s doing with his twin.

@shortyshortz and @racheladale. So much hyperactive niceness in one couple that they might explode and save the rest of us from how nauseating they are as individuals.

@lucianadevil and @vitanikiwa. Just make it official already and shut up about it!

I’d love to see @leilaningata ruin her life and her friendships. Maybe by going for either @whereswaldohatter or @noa-atua. 

@bobotomago and @mateobjorgman. If I can’t have them, they should just be stuck with each other for all eternity.

@novafitzherbert and @kovukiwa. I’d love a cheating scandal around here, honestly.

@finnbecker and @wndersoph. So. Much. Baking. And it would get her away from my brother.

I definitely could see the following happen as long as they don’t get boring as fuck:

@hookedonharriet needs to wake up and smell the salt water if she can’t see @tobiasslade right in front of her. Either that or run away with @rosalienothale like she keeps saying.

@liamdubcis seems like he’s juggling two girl so why not make it a ménage à troiswith @lilyofthegoth and @faciliersfreddie

@gastonlegume3 is only ever gonna get that kale love from @hailstormporter

@jimdubs is totally in love with @dahlialabouff what are you even talking about Brookie?

But I could definitely see what you’re saying about @leilaningata and @whereswaldohatter. I mean the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

@emmettvardaros is not fooling anyone with that sweetheart gag. The boy might as well say he’s with @winterpumpkin already instead of beating around the bush though maybe they’re in an open ship and that’s why he and @viperbubbles are still hooking up. He’d probably put a ring on one of their fingers first though so oop.

And that’s my take on that.