#asumal

Please. @malbfaery screams repressed virgin to me, and there’s no way @jaynassar would be in a sexless relationship. I’m sure he’d be more than happy to help her with that sexual frustration, though. If all of a sudden she’s less of a bitch, you can bet it’s because she starts knocking on his door in the middle of the night. 

Carlos: There is a cat sleeping on my leg. I don’t own a cat.

send me three names + a number…

Marry: @evie--grimhilde! All three of these women are amazing friends, but Evie’s currently unattached and I’d hate to tie @audreysrose down to me when I know where her heart really lies!

Cuddle: @malbfaery! I adore her but also she still intimidates me more often than the other two do.

Sleep with: Slumber party with @audreysrose! Anytime she wants. 

Mal Faery - daughter of Maleficient & Hades

Dizzy: Have you ever tried to do that thing where you set up a bunch of cups really fast and then take them down?