#asushorty

The following muses have been dropped due to lack of muse:

@shortyshortz (Grumpy)

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @berniesanders is sooooooo cute! 

sacrifice myself for: @viperbubbles, obvi!

kick: @zoetomago?

take to prom: @littlejoanna.

abandon in jurassic park: @shortyshortz.

push off a bridge: @littleteapots.

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: @noa-atua, I guess? He’s handsome and supposedly very good at it.

sacrifice myself for: I... don’t know. None of them, I don’t suppose. I have so much left to do with my life, I don’t really want to die for someone I don’t have strong feelings towards. 

kick: @sebkoenig? The first time I saw him I thought he was one of my dad’s business associates, he has quite the mature face! 

take to prom: @shortyshortz, @miss-bianca-ellis, @tangoderoxie, and @leilaningata. I’m probably helping plan the prom in this hypothetical world and I probably want to keep an eye on you all and make sure you enjoy it.

abandon in jurassic park: Nobody left!

push off a bridge: Oh darn, no violence today!

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Only kissy time this year, remember? But maybe I’d have kissy time with @shortyshortz if it would make him happy? He seems so bummed all the time and I just want him to feel better!

sacrifice myself for: @marcoadale! He’s my big brother, duuuuuh!

kick: @willofnottingham? I’m around him the most, so he’s the one most likely to get accidentally foot-taped!

take to prom: @cassieadale! I’d sacrifice myself for her too, but I also want to take her to a fun party and dance the night away!

abandon in jurassic park: I don’t know who likes dinosaurs more, but probably @eveningstardubois! Alligators are probably dinosaurs’ cousins! 

push off a bridge: @maddielabouff! Her followers would think it was sooooo cool!

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with:  I feel awful, but I’m not sure I feel enough of an inclination to answer any of these people for this!

sacrifice myself for: @zoetomago and @shortyshortz and @hasira-mwitu and @miss-bianca-ellis are all freshman who need an orientation guide and an RA to help guide and protect them, so that’s what I’ll do!

kick: @anja-bjorgman! It would be an accident, when I slipped on the ice and fell while visiting her.

take to prom: @maggienottingham.

abandon in jurassic park: Oh look!

push off a bridge: No casualties this time!

Third base can be really awkward, but Charlie does what she can to make Shorty's first time AH-MAY-ZING!