#asunoa

Moana. Absolute badass, total gamechanger, you have to admire someone like that. 

@n-atua. Can’t really pretend I don’t like him when I’ve been with him for this long, huh?

@ariliki. She’s definitely closer to being Moana-lite than her twin, at least. She’s fun and adventurous and a cool person to spend time around.

@leilaniwaialiki. Even though she’s not up for adventures, she always is up for an interesting conversation, at least.

@hemimanawa. I like him too, but he gives me so much shit about using trees for target practice that this is my version of giving him shit back, I guess.

Aaaaand at the bottom of the barrel is Maui. He only gets a mention for having and raising a really cool son. Maybe if he spent more time appreciating how awesome his son is, he could climb higher up the list. 

@ganiambrosius would just like, magically move the mistletoe so she didn’t have to kiss me, so I guess I’ll say someone different. I don’t know, @andreatriton? Then if that went well, I could hang around her and @marykatehood and especially @n-atua more and bug him, @ariliki would be so proud.

I want @n-atua and @ariliki to kiss and make up! Their pretend-feud has gone on for far too long, so mistletoe, work your... well, not magic, I don’t believe in mistletoe magic anymore. But do something, please!

Hannah: Can I borrow you for like three hours Saturday night?

Oh, now this is fun. Auradon’s been seriously off of their dating game this year, let’s see if we can get them to wake the fuck up and entertain us through the power of suggestion:

@emmettvardaros and @n-atua. If you’re going to be boring and off the market just fuck each other instead of your girlfriends. 

@emery-gothel and @madlymyrcella. Forget Dopey Oakley and just go for each other.  

@cashforrester and @diamcndskylucy. Because there’s got to be a reason she follows her cousin around so much, and it’s probably because she wants to bone one of @aliciatriton‘s friends.

@jessgibbs and @marcoalandale. Now THAT would be fun to watch. 

@katie-kluck and @sweethilde. Why not, am I right? 

Allow me to list all the people who probably hate this idea:

@marykatehood, because she’s happy with...

@n-atua, who surely doesn’t want his girlfriend stolen by a sophomore, and

@andreatriton, who has first dibs on Mary Kate’s affections.

Also @leanderambrosius, who’s very possessive.

@kalasinambrosius, since she’s in love with...

@levlumos, who surely does not want to share.

I’d also imagine that @jojohood hates the idea of me hooking up with her sister, or at least I’d hope she would because I’d hate the idea of her hooking up with anyone I’m related to.

@cashforrester, because he’d have to hear Leander complain so much.

Probably about a dozen other people who think this idea is stupid.

And last but not least me, @aliciatriton