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mutual on my left trying to get pregnant. mutual on my right starts high school next year. and me i have done some of the dishes

multiples of 5 are honorary even numbers to me. does anyone else feel this

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

the point of fanfiction is to write something so self indulgent that nobody else has thought of it before or cares

I love that thing when people get a little bit tongue-tied and garble what they’re trying to say so they make a little “blegh” 👅 noise and start over. verbal reset button. hitting the top of the tv to unscramble the signal

You know, the Dynasty only ending up giving the Nein some weird looks over them teleporting their moorbounders into the Lucid Bastion on the way to gain audience with the Bright Queen probably set them up with some unreasonable expectations about how people would react to them taking their mounts with them through teleportation circles which ultimately contributed to how badly the Cobalt Soul attempts went

And the guards just also shrugged at the horses. The Dynasty being used to their nonsense really set them up to fail with the Cobalt Soul

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

fluffye

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

sharks are smooth dogs

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