Full Disclosure, I am a Monster

You will never understand the mental torture of being 12 years old and having a debilitating crush on Hugo Weaving Elrond & having to lie to ur friends and say you like Legolas Orlando bloom like all the other girls so you don’t get fucking bullied

Now I’m 35 and I have a live sized cardboard Elrond who lives on my stairwell & I kiss him every time I go upstairs so anyway the moral of the story is never kill yourself

i just kinda feel like some of yall (including other trans people) see "trans men are men" and "trans women are women" as feelgood statements that we just say to be niceys and not like facts lol

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your fucking issue

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

#you heard her‚ gang#start hunting @norabee

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

Saw a bug