we're all just stories

americans are a saudi oil baron's idea of classy. brits are an american's idea of classy. the french are a brit's idea of classy. unfortunately the chain ends here since the french's idea of classy is also the french

honestly sometimes there's no better feeling than rereading a fic you've written and coming out of it going, "yeah that actually this DOES slap. exactly what i wanted to read. fucking nailed it."

[VD: A video montage of the artist creating several different works set to inspiring, pulsing string music. Marchenko has pale skin and long, straight red hair and wears several different outfits throughout the clips. She first sews a dark outline into nearly invisible tulle fabric hanging over a vertical white wall, then stiches in various colors. The artworks shown often depict faces, butterflies, and hands. Sometimes the string ends are left dangling loose, sometimes they cross straight across the cloth to “bind” elements together, and sometimes they disappear as in classic embroidery. End VD.]

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: women are like diamonds because they are pretty and also are in minecraft sometimes /End ID]

[ID: a gif of a hill of long green grass shifting in large, ocean-like waves under a darkly clouded, stormy sky. End ID.]

[ID: a wizard in a robe with moons and stars on it standing in a kitchen at night, microwaving something in a mug. There is alchemy equipment and other wizarding paraphernalia on the countertop. The art is kept in warm tones, purples and pinks predominantly, with butter-yellow lights. End ID.]

[image description: a line drawing of Magnus, Angus and Taako. Magnus is a burly man with messy hair and bushy sideburns. Angus is a small boy with textured black hair and a feathered cap. They’re both grinning and offering trays of baked goods to Taako. Taako is an elf with a long braid down his back and an oversized wizard’s hat. He’s covering his mouth with a hand as if torn and trying not to look annoyed.]

[ID: two photographs of a blue, hanging glass lamp with star ornaments. One picture shows the lamp on, the other off. End ID]

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

"theyll hate you for this" "but theyll be alive" is THE juiciest thing to me

i will ensure you stay alive above all else. even if what i do to make it happen is horrendous. even if it violates all your wishes or moral principles. even if you can never look at me the same way again, even if you hate me for it. because at least if you hate me it means youre alive

kind of crazy no one has drawn the time traveler and the medieval peasant staring at the night sky with their bag of doritos

in 2014 there would have been shipping fanart

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

@draconym - in memory of your recent strawberry haul