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"Vergil would be the scariest motherfucker I know, that is, if I hadn't met his goth twink half sooo" - Nico
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You just KNOW people are going to start drawing their ships like this
Oh, uh, just one more thing, Mr. Von Karma. When we were scoping the place out with, y'know, metal detectors, I noticed somethin' odd. When detective Gumshoe came to talk to you, for a moment, he held up his metal detector to your shoulder, and the dang thing started to beep! You wouldn't happen to know anythin' about why that is, would yeh?
I like how Vergilâs supposed to be the smart one and yet he doesnât make a single good decision in the entire series. Heâs not dumb but he is a dumbass and we love that for him
vergil is the proof that wisdom and intelligence are different stats. sophisticated stupid
âI donât want to die.â
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Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.
Solid "I-don't-care-about-anyone" Snake checking on his nerd husband is my new favorite thing.
im laughing so hard little arms
one one deals with a disproportionate body like Gaston
Hope everyone had a pleasant Devil MAY Cry...
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Favorite Mgs2 Thing(tm) is the easter egg animation of Snake or Raiden trying to open rotating hatch doors but they turn the hatch too hard and the whole handle comes off in their hands and they startle and then look around like "oh fuck, uh, did anyone hear that? oh god" and then quietly try to put the hatch back in while nodding to themselves in embarrassment like "welp, just gonna, uhh... put this back..." Lmaooooooo
And they both have separate, distinct animations for this! Snake looks at the hatch in his hands in disbelief and sloooowly looks around and seems kinda embarrassed and nods to himself like "uh, I can fix this, it's nbd, I swear," as he tries to put it back in as quietly as possible, and Raiden meanwhile startles and whips his head around in fear that someone's looking, and then he has to crouch and squint to put the hatch back in and then wipes sweat from his forehead in relief, that little animation so cute and packed with personality I just!!! đ
context behind this is heartbreaking but also this is so fucking funny. tear the bitch apart
dragging him tuesday
Dude, what did he do to get Sonic so angy?
I was just skimming over the comics and haven't read them properly so this is gonna be a bare bones explanation sorry BUT
during a fight, Antoine sacrificed himself to save the life of the king (I think. didn't read it properly) and was critically injuried
sonic took him to a hospital where he is now in a coma
next issue, sonic has locked himself inside room, thinking about antoine, and just generally feeling like shit. then outside his window he spots silver, and he's like hey. the fuck you're doing here
and silver says that he has discovered the identity of the traitor (apparently there's a traitor and silver loves to come in, accuse sonic's friends of being the traitor and then being proven wrong) and sonic doesnt want to hear it and tries to brush silver off. But silver stops him and is like "no I really know who it is this time!! It's ANTOINE!!"
and sonic is not happy that silver just said that about his friend who might not ever wake up because he sacrificed himself
so he attacks silver, and then grabs him by his quills and drags him to antoine's hospital room where he throws him down by his bed and is like "he was willing to give his life for us he is not the traitor he is nothing but a hero"
it's very sad :(
also WHILE SILVER IS THERE sonic finds a note from bunnie (antione's wife) saying that she feels guilty she wasn't there to prevent him from getting injured (she'd been a cyborg up until this point but had her robotic parts magically removed as a publicity stunt from the guy who just overthrew the crown.). and what does the pathetic white boy do? immediately goes "well maybe SHE'S the traitor since she just ditched--"
WHICH LEADS TO ONE OF MY FAVORITE PANNELS IN THE SERIES WHERE SONIC SPINBALLS AT SILVER AND THE GUY HAS TO TELEKENETICALLY RESTRAIN HIMI FROM SPINDASHING HIS GUTS OUT
LOOK AT HIM!!!! 10 YEAR OLD ME WAS DROOLING AND SNARLING WHEN I FIRST READ THIS THE FUCKING CONFLICT IS SO !!!!!!
silver reveals after this that he's stranded. he can't go home. this was literally his last shot. sonic's words are, and i quote, "Then get out of my sight."
afterwards geffory st. john (the-guy-who-overthrew-the-king-and-is-now-the-current-king's right hand man) comes to pay his respects to "a fellow soldier." sonic reflects on the current situation and the fact that half of the freedom fighters are either exiled, incapacitated, or actively working for the enemy.
AND THEN COMES WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MY FAVORITE PANNELS IN THE SERIES
JUST !!!!!! THE ONLY TIME I CAN RECALL SONIC EXPRESSING THIS MUCH EMOTION IS #175 (aka one of my other favorite issues) LIKE LOOK AT HIM!!!!! THE KID WHO HAS BEEN THE INDOMINABLE HERO SINCE HE WAS LIKE 8 IS FINALLY CRACKING!!!!!!!!! FHDSLKJDFSHJ
the archie comics are SO wild but they have some GOOD fucking moments. please read them if you haven't. these things were my childhood dhsfkljfdsh <3
We are one and the same, you and I. But youâve lost me, and Iâve lost you. Yet we are connected by that one feeling.
both of them are me

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WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT HOW HE SAW MEL AND IMMEDIATELY ASSUMED ZAGREUS TRANSITIONED LMAOOOO
As someone who took etiquette lessons, politeness is an incredibly effective tool for disarming bigots. You can either force them to reconsider their words/actions by directly and calmly confronting their behavior (by using the rules of society in your favor), or you can dip entirely while they appear to be in the wrong.
Both options are great.
Because the thing is, when bigots pick fights, they are 100% counting on you to get louder than them. Or meaner. They want you to react emotionally and provide fodder for their âYouâre Too Emotionally Immature To Understandâ cannon.
What they arenât expecting you to do is say one of the following phrases in a polite, concerned tone:
Are you okay?
Thatâs not the kind of language I was raised to use with others.
Do you need a moment to think on why that wasnât acceptable?
This is no way to engage in intelligent conversation. Please try that again in a kinder tone if youâd like this to continue. (I really like this one because it lets you turn their public-shame rhetoric around)
For those of you whoâd are spiteful and/or dealing with Fundamentalists/Evangelicals/generally shitty Christians:
Whatâs happening in your life to cause you this much anger? I canât imagine hurting so badly that I need to hurt other people.
Who taught you it was acceptable to treat other people this way? Certainly not the Jesus I remember.
Whatever happened to âjudge not lest ye be judgedâ?
If I talked like that in front of my parents or grandparents I would be ashamed.
I think thereâs something you need to pray on before we try and have this conversation.
And my all time favorite:
âIt sounds to me like there are some seriously dark and angry forces at work in your heart.â
(Nothing stops a Christian bigot in their tracks faster than implying the Devil is causing their bigotry. But you MUST be calm, polite, and gentle with your tone and wording. It is absolutely fair to twist the rules and play them at their own game, but you gotta play hard.)
TLDR: Itâs much faster to use etiquette, politeness, and rhetoric reversal when eviscerating idiots online and in person, because they arenât expecting you to weaponize their behaviors back in their direction. Donât get angry, get spitefully polite! :)
I once witnessed a very soft-spoken young Southern man take a hateful older womanâs hands gently in his and say âSister, I am so sorry that the Devil has carved a home for hatred in your heart. Iâll pray for you.â
It was glorious.
This works with all sorts of inappropriate behavior. I work as the archivist in a public library, so I end up on the reference desk a lot, and sometimes patrons will say or do things that arenât exactly appropriate. When patrons try to hit on me, I put on a teacher voice and calmly ask, âIs that an appropriate question to ask someone at work?â and it shuts them down immediately.
This sort of thing always does the trick.
When a friend makes a joke at your expense or lobs a "playful" insult your way, it can be hard to know how to proceed.
A link to the article for any fellow curious folk x