PALADIN TRAVIS SUPREMACY

Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter

my fav pokemon fact is that 25% of marill are canonically trans masc

fumbled the queen but i still have to remain in her service because of my oath for life. so its just really awkward now all the time. fuck my stupid chivalrous life

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

Character duo where one *remembers I don’t like fitting characters into trope boxes* is a completely fleshed out and realised person *remembers treating characters as real people and not story devices written with intent is bad* who is written by the author and *remembers death of the author* uh. And *fumbles and drops my pile of queue cards* ah fuck wait no *the menacing horse* what was that.

Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again

Bro showers in a concept location of silent hill

why do men have this eternal fear of being used for money they don’t have lol

there was a cloud shaped like bart simpson in 1852 and nobody recognized it

there was a cloud shaped like lois griffin in 1344 china and everyone recognized her immediately