You can eat a dinner, anytime

“if he be mr. hyde, i shall be mr. seek” is such a funny line i can’t believe robert louis stevenson actually wrote that in the actual original dr. jekyll and mr. hyde in the actual year of 1885

RLS stared down the barrel of posterity point blank up in his face and realized he couldn't let anyone else be the first

Turns out if you meet one of your favorite researchers (who is now in her eighties) at a conference BBQ and tell her you read the textbook she wrote just for fun, you will make her cry.

you're not making enough of stone fruit season. that's another thing you're fucking up. a few dozen stone fruit seasons you get your whole life. you need to take a hard look at your peach and mango consumption.

But it's Thursday???

onto better things thursday

onto better years thursday

honestly i think we should bring back 'thursday. what a concept.' in 2024

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

i am very grateful for the amount of attention my end of history poem has already received but i am still crossing my fingers that someone makes a musical play about francis fukuyama just so i can gain immortality as the man's first poetic hater. political scientists do not often get poems devoted to pointing and laughing at their main thesis.

7 AM, sleep acquired, time to write.

ok. Ok. no more skipping days. it is now going to be nanites time once again. LOCK IN.

easy every time