You can eat a dinner, anytime

hi! my name is 🦭! my job is play toys and shapes at the water factory! i get paid in fish. after a long day i like to unwind with my hobby, kissing and hugging my friends! which i also get paid in fish for!

under my tyrannical rule all characters will be on the aroace spectrum

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

Had a dream last night where I was a sapient vein of copper in a copper mine so we're just gonna. Scoot on past whatever the fuck that was.

So there's a gas leak in my house and I need the pipes replaced with copper.

New pipes are working out great and I no longer dream of being sapient copper.

(no beers in) what is every thought you’ve ever had about me ever

i wonder if im known for anything as a mutual

Ahhhh I love lesbians and their nerdy obsessions like please tell me moreee darling

fuuuuck i forgot to give a shit about stupid bullshit that doesnt matter 🤦‍♀️

Why did Chara make me make mario drop Yoshi down a pit?