You can eat a dinner, anytime

i love that Project Hail Mary has gotten people looking into really cool rocks to make rock aliens about, probably a top 5 consequence for a film

When you go to the doctor's office, if you're a woman, they should give you a gun to use on the doctor if they dismiss your problem. Same if you're fat. Fat women get two guns in case the doctor really deserves it

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

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Today, I had eggs for breakfast. They weren't the kind of eggs I lay. The eggs I had for breakfast were white. The eggs were white all over and did not have spots. The eggs were yummy!

please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

Woah. They weren’t kidding organisms will perceive and react to stimulus.