You can eat a dinner, anytime

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

hah, was OP on berries and cream when they posted this??

this book I’m reading on female evolution for some reason uses bill and hillary clinton as examples of the typical differences between male and female vocal structures and the author is like “imagine if bill clinton had a throat sac like an ape which caused his voice to resonate” don’t say that? I don’t want to imagine that?

billiam clinton saying his famous line “I did not have sexual relations with that woman” in a booming voice that can be heard up to two miles away and everyone starts hooting like monkeys and banging their fists on their chests

What the fuck do you people think the saxophone was all about

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

The secret is to name them out of order with the lyrics so by the time anyone catches on it's too late

For me personally the ideal gathering would be my funeral

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

fat trans girl with a wide bod and big boobs and a little bit of face fur

she's femme btw

guy at an art museum standing in front of a completely innocuous and somewhat boring painting muttering “what does it mean? what does it all mean?” in an increasingly distressed tone

TRA here means "transracial adoptee" fyi, just in case you're used to seeing that in another context