You can eat a dinner, anytime

image: lazily-drawn gold star saying "I DIDNT SURVIVE IT ACTUALLY I DIED LIKE FOR REAL BUT IM BACK NOW SO ITS FINE". end ID.

mario was banned from chatroulette

mario was also banned from applebees

ihave done so much for'a everyone

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

i bought the new Lego Tower of Babel set but the instructions stop making sense about halfway through the little booklet thingy.

hate when men complain about how theyre not allowed to be vulnerable and people will be like "and who set that system up?" as a gotcha moment. stop acting like patriarchy was funded by calling in Every Man Ever in a room and letting them all singularly decide if they wanted it. patriarchy hurts everyone in different ways, they're allowed to complain and you shutting them down and telling them to stop complaining are doing exactly what toxic masculinity wants you to enforce

is a bee meat?

if you get enough bees can you turn them in to a hot dog is what i am more specifically asking

my cat is completely obsessed with watching the bathroom sink drain and I have started calling this "her shows." as in when I'm in the bathroom and she meows and runs up I'll be like "oh you want to watch your shows?" and run the faucet for an extra few seconds so it fills a little. she will then sit there at the edge of the sink for ages totally entraptured by the drain. blorbo from her sink

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

discussion about right wing radicalisation focuses near-exclusively on men becoming white nationalists but i wonder how it might manifest elsewhere. like, imagine a heavily online subculture of mostly women and they're dedicated to rooting out degeneracy, maintaining a rigid social order, refusing to acknowledge scientific consensus, being violently paranoid of a dehumanised other, adhering to exclusively eurocentric standards of beauty and politically dedicated to exterminating a minority group (possibly one that was already historically targeted for genocide). that'd be fuckin crazy lol

It's amazing how you made a post saying radfems are just like nazis, and then someone went into the comments to call you a slur to prove it.

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