insanity (or artistry?)

This year felt like being awake during surgery

tolkien fans are insufferable because you'll agree to watch the movies with them and then seven hours in they'll say "omg my favourite character is about to appear!" and it's a fucking siege weapon

I will not stand by while Grond, Hammer of the Underworld is slandered in such a way! 

I thought tumblr was safe from Grondposting

GROND!

GROND GROND GROND!

grond is when you gotta change discs on the extended edition. grond signals snack breaks and a refill of the wine. grond is an omen of good fortune and some respect should be put on his fucking name

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

this should have the opportunity to be on everyone’s blog. 

World Heritage Post

Everyone here is dead.

reblog and put in the tags what your childhood password that you just stuck with is!

anyway this post is how i found out that way up north in coastal regions, people can sometimes just. see icebergs from their windows. just be sitting on their front porch and, and see an iceberg floating on by

tumblr staff just frantically rearranging furniture to make the place look nicer because a bunch of unexpected guests (twitter refugees) are coming over

date a girl who eats books

When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire

I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”

#that is when you start shoving breadsticks in your purse

I want a barbie that craves vengeance.

Reblog if your Barbie craves vengeance

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

Yesterday I confused a friend because I called him sir and he was like ??? why are you calling me sir we’re friends? And i had to explain that sir is not a word its a feeling. my mac shutting down for no reason is sir. My cat is sir. My pair of jeans is sir. An email that finds me unwell is sir. Two bugs outside my window are sirs.

You motherfucker (polite)

2018 mood

2019 mood

2020 mood