I, also love the devil’s back. 🤭

I love dante from the hit video game series devil may cry because he is somehow both the coolest motherfucker in the room and also a complete loser. he has soloed some of the most powerful beings in existence. he is constantly surrounded by beautiful women and yet he gets with none of them. he and his twin brother both suffer from a chronic case of The Cain Instinct. he rides around on a demon-powered motorcycle. his favorite pastimes are kicking ass and taking names, and also dance dance revolution. he has “been stabbed and jabbed by a number of things over the years.” he is obsessed with strawberry sundaes. he is constantly broke as shit because he keeps giving away his money to people who’ve lost their homes or family members to demon attacks, but also because he refuses to eat anything except for pizza and flakes out on jobs because he supposedly “got bored.” he fist-fought his nephew in the vatican. he truly is the character of all time.

some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

I couldn't remember the word "doorknob" ten minutes ago.

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER'S LIFE

I use this every time I sit down to write. It's the best tool in the world and I would be lost without it!

Glad to know that the people in 1935 were EXACTLY the same as we are lol

Every time I see this I lose my mind over the idea of being super behind in tiddle de winks and ping pong and in dire need of catching up

casual reminder that this museum has their entire collection digitized and available free for public use: https://art.thewalters.org/ and they have armor/weapons there

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

Okay, I love living in Sweden, but now I want to move to Norway!

ok this is the best thing i've ever ever ever seen everyone watch immediately