Random Techpriest's Eclectic Emporium

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

EVERYONE get in the tags rn and tell me your favorite cheese

reblog to fire a medium laser

I've won two tournaments with lists that included a Hatchetman (mostly because I wanted a lance full of melee mechs), and its primary use is to be bait. When you position it, you put it in a place where the rest of your lance can target whoever is going after the Hatchetman. It's slow and has weak armor so opponents will generally target it first, but its also very cheap so if it dies, then you haven't lost much of value.

Its also good as a distraction, as many players (casual players at least) will be irrationally afraid of any melee attack, and avoid it at all costs. Allowing it to her your opponent into your shooters' killzone

I mean if I wanted to do that I'd just get a Nightsky and have an actually dangerous melee threat for a few hundred extra bv

I’m glad humans evolved to Boop the Snoot for Good Luck.

glowing as though holy