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*Looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Colin Mochrie and which one is Ryan Styles
*looking at a gay couple* so which one of you is Laura Hall on piano and Linda Taylor on guitar
Sweet corn farm in Danville, Kentucky
Catch me being a modern-day cyberpirate screaming up alongside you on the 405 in my mad max car with half a bitcoin farm's worth of RAM in the backseat as I hack your Bitchless Towyotaâ„¢ device and steal the boat you're towing right off the back bumper of the tesla your dad bought you
As i roar into the sunset you have to swerve* to avoid the small flotilla of hacked Towyota devices trailing behind me
(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)
The old rat himself. You phony playwright, how are you?
Design for Living (1933), directed by Ernst Lubitsch

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title of this is just ‘lesbian sex’
lot of terfs have been reblogging this so I may as well publicly state that the woman on the right is modeled with permission after my transfemme friend. if you relate to it as strongly as many of you claim in the tags I urge you to reflect upon that with empathy and compassion about the depth of experiences you truly do share with trans women.
otherwise fuck off I guess. my art is not fuel for your hatred.
Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.
et tu, chess.com?

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NAME THAT TUNE TOURNEY - ROUND SIX
"Rasputin" - Boney M.
"Jolene" - Dolly Parton
Vote for the "name" song you prefer!
Propaganda for "Rasputin": "You know it, you feel it, you love it." Defeated Opponents: "Henry VIII, I Am" - Herman's Hermits; "Judy's Turn to Cry" - Lesley Gore; "Hello, Dolly!" - Louis Armstrong; "Barbara Ann" - The Beach Boys; "Roxanne" - The Police
Propaganda for "Jolene": none Defeated Opponents: "Help Me, Rhonda" - The Beach Boys; "Rosa dos Ventos" - Maria Bethânia; "Mamma Mia" - ABBA; "Hit the Road Jack" - Ray Charles; "Bette Davis Eyes" - Jackie DeShannon
the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice
the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice
realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast
idk if this is an usamerican thing or not but it always blows my mind as a small european country resident that yall have many names and types of apples???? what do you mean its not just red yellow or green??? why is it so complicated??? who is granny smith????
'whats your favorite apple' 'red' 'no i mean like what type' '??????' actual conversatiom i've had with a mutual from usa
THIRTY TWO??????
Listen that doesn’t even account for all the weird shit local farmers are getting up to.
May I present the best apple:
the world is so big and beautiful
hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

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must feel good af to bet on winning dogs
This is why I have TikTok