gentleman, scholar, menace, monster

you can't even shitpost about iwtv anymore because every other scene is lestat saying shit like "uwu japanime eyes" like how do i match this freak

the best part is, this has always been true, even in the books. You simply cannot match Anne Rice's freak, it is impossible.

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

WHEN do you ever feel that

the worms yearn for escape

The worms are telling you to go see a doctor...

@entities-of-posts the corruption/flesh?

awwww, they were exploring their new enclosure 😍😍😍

I cannot emphasize enough the intestinal worm writhing post hysto is so real I felt like I was in fucking Videodrome

no one talks about how draining it is when your mood is constantly switching between "its okay, i don't care. l'll be okay" and "I don't know how much more I can take"

wails desperately and then goes back to doing fucjing whatever

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

not now kitten. daddy only planned the first half of his wip, and now he has to figure out what the fuck to do for the other half.

Its never too late to Kinkshame Lestat tho 

I am The Vampire Lestat. I’m immortal. More or less. The light of the sun, the sustained heat of an intense fire-these things might destroy me. But then again, they might not. I’m six feet tall, which was fairly impressive in the 1780s when I was a young mortal man. It’s not bad now. I have thick blond hair, not quite shoulder length, and rather curly, which appears white under fluorescent light. My eyes are gray, but they absorb the colors blue or violet easily from surfaces around them. I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space