gentleman, scholar, menace, monster

every since i was a little i girl i always knew i wanted to turn a dynamic that is often flanderised by fandom as a parent-child relationship into a weird sex thing

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hey bro, wanna wrestle a bit, wanna play fight bro? wanna roll around on the floor as I try to pin you down but you’re stronger than I expected and you quickly dominate the game bro? wanna feel our bodies rubbing against each other, muscles flexing, body temperature rising, so close I can feel your breath and count your eyelashes,, wanna get me on my back, panting, pupils blown wide, your entire weight and strong hands keeping me in place as we try to catch our breath. your erection pressed against me but I don’t care cause I’m also hard and all I need is for you to fully claim your victory by claiming me, bro?

New petplay dynamic is honeybee x beekeeper

reblog this version you cowardly louts

i’m fixing him [wet squelching noises]

No, you see, I wish to be an author. Not in marketing. Or an influencer. I wish to tell my stories, be told I did a fantastic job, and then go back to my hovel to scribble some more. I am delicate of constitution and awkward in crowds.

Concepts like sex magic and fertility deities in fantasy are actually really interesting to me as a person with a lot of interest in anthropology and mythology like Yes I am curious about the weird sex that elves have but its pretty much exclusively explored by authors who are Weird Horny Dudes and forget about putting that stuff into a d&d campaign

Oh, famed fantasy author Ed Greenwood! So good to see you, we're having our panel down here in my wine cellar,

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.