minor mendings

boobs should have a toggle on/off feature

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

I love birds. Reasons for living. Little earth choir everyday are you kidding? Beautiful. Indebted and lucky for it.

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player

“besides, I have a sister.” top contender for one liner that makes me so emotional

and it’s like I’ve always said, you shouldn’t wish for Mitch McConnell to be dead. that’s fucked up. you should wish that he died fifty years ago.

the humble tank top has done so much for homosexual women

we desperately need sex 2

i just know someone's going to mention kink. girl that's still sex 1. we had to invent BDSM cause we didn't have sex 2. tis but a pale reflection. but it's coming

kink reaches mayyybe like sex 1.3 if it hits just right

when sex 2 comes out what sorts of quality of life updates will be included to help draw in people who never really got into sex 1

more pleasurable. more intellectually stimulating. higher skill ceiling. more dynamic metagame. optionally more mental-emotional alignment between parties. less cleanup. more intuitive. more variety in sensation and activity to match diverse sensory tendencies. smoother integration with parties' coupled emotional processing. and so on

Fishing minigame.

Fishing minigame

Self care is putting your face on a very soft, very tolerable black cat.