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Okay I admit I still have no idea what that show is, but today was the first time I actually saw the clip where that "I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty"-meme came from. And apparently the gag was that the people at the desk were in a conversation with The Most Racist Man Alive, who had moments ago been racist at the blonde white woman by remarking in utter disgust that swedes have been mixing with sámi so much that they're practically finns (which is worse).
And as a finn I have to say that that line was ...bizarrely well researched? Like for a show presumably made for an american audience, they could've just flat-out made something up, but they managed to strike smack dab in the middle of the kind of Infinitely Nuanced Shrimp Colours Racism Beyond American Comprehension that a sufficiently racist and xenophobic Most Racist White Man Alive could come up with.
Like specifically knowing there are (relatively light-skinned) indigenous people in the Nordics just to be racist at them.
He was called the Abed of Racism for a reason
Also, it should be noted that the term he used wasn't Sami, but rather an antiquated and generally considered offensive term for them which I'm pretty sure stopped seeing official use in Finland 20 years before the episode even aired
Also the reason for the "I can excuse racism" line is cause he wears a "wig" carved from solid ivory because a toupee may be made with hair collected from Asians
learning a new instrument from a single teacher is so funny bc that's your point of reference for a while until you start branching out a little. was talking to a specialist in irish music history about my early irish harp lessons and i was like "it's a good thing i have strong fingernails so i don't have to get acrylics to play" and he was like "you're playing with your fingernails?" and i was like "yeah my teacher said that's how you play" and he was like "that's how irish harp players used to play like 1,000 years ago. i don't know anyone who plays with their fingernails now. even in the 1700s at a harp festival we have record of just one guy playing with his fingernails."
i guess he can't say no one is playing like this anymore bc at least my teacher is but this is why when ur new to something u can't walk around assuming you have all the facts. thought i was learning harp like usual meanwhile my teacher is an extremely dedicated medieval reenactor.
Most 'out of left field' way to discover someone is a vampire
"But can you feel it?" Post-phalloplasty sensation explained.
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I sometimes think about the letter KA Applegate posted for her fans who were disappointed by the ending of her series, and while I understand simply not liking how a story ends, I really respect her reasoning.
Like you can dislike the ending, that's fine.
But her reasoning is very interesting to read. And I really enjoy the framing of the anti war message.
what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?
fyi
Gender reveal parties, and big planned reveals, literally were not a thing ten, fifteen years ago. Don’t let anyone pull that “it’s a tradition!” crap on you, youngsters. They’re LYING. People would either get the ultrasound or not to find out about the genitals, and tell people or not. That was that.
The fuss over “revealing” a baby’s gender in utero stinks of pushback against the shift toward a more nuanced understanding of gender. I mean yeah part of it is social media, and trends catching on, but don’t think for a minute this isn’t part of some regressive attitudes creeping into the mainstream with a cute (blue or pink) bow on it.
Even the woman who helped popularize gender reveal parties is like…slow your roll, fam.
She only had a gender reveal party because it was her first pregnancy that made it to a gender pregnancy scan. All her others had been miscarriages. She was only celebrating a pregnancy milestone!
that…..is a super valid reason for a party.
if i could make gifsets i would do one with wei wuxian wen qing and jin guangyao to the quote from marat/sade that goes woe to the man who is different who tries to break down all the barriers woe to the man who tries to stretch the imagination of man he shall be mocked he shall be scourged by the blinkered guardians of morality. but i dont know howwwww
have whatever this is instead
thinking about this again. it really is insane how mdzs cultivation world had like. at least 3 once-in-a-generation geniuses on their hands in one generation and murdered all of them

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Diversity win! The CEO of the entertainment company making you kill all your friends is a latina woman!
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Top: the manual for Wario Blast contains a secret password. The tiny screenshot next to the section explaining passwords has the barely visible password "2264" already input. While one would logically assume that this is merely a regular password one would obtain during gameplay, this password is actually manual-only and is not given out by the game itself.
Bottom: while most passwords simply start off the game in a different level, this one starts the game at the beginning, but with all power-ups unlocked. Note how Wario is already riding the Moto (the bike he obtains as his last power-up) and can set several bombs with large explosions, while regularly he can only set a single bomb with a small explosion at the beginning of the game.
Note that playing through the game as both Wario and Bomberman and writing down their passwords reveals that Bomberman's passwords are Wario's, but reversed. As such, this allows the player to also figure out the password "4622" for the same effect, but playing as Bomberman instead. This one is not given anywhere at all, neither the game nor the manual, and relies entirely on pattern recognition to deduce.
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the etymology of "piano" is so fucking dumb I love it. yeah this is my cool new harpsichord. it has more volume control than a standard harpsichord so we call it a "loudsoft" for short. or a "softloud" if you prefer. but that's still a bit of a mouthful so I've been thinking of just calling it a soft.

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The entire point of, OK, my phone really wants to call it Anastasia so I guess we’re doing that? The entire point of Anastasia (as administered by a board-certified Anastasiologist) during sugary. Sugary? Haven’t I suffered enough? The entire point of Anastasia during augury. Jesus Christ. Hold up. You know what, augury is preferable to sugary. Augury is obviously performed by an auger (makes sense if you give it a think) whereas sugary is performed by…? A sugardaddy? NO THANK YOU. Anyway. The entire point of Anastasia is so that you don’t know what music your sturgeon. Fuck right off. Was playing. While you were under. You’re not supposed to wake up from Anastasia and immediately realize you managed to get earwormed by Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades” during your sugary.
I fundamentally don’t trust people when their support for trans people transitioning consists of special-casing transition as a way of changing your body that should be allowed instead of supporting a general right to do whatever the hell you want with your body