That's my secret, Cap: I'm always tired.

Missing qsmp hours. It should never happen again

#more multilingual servers please more connections and cultures and friendships that would've never formed if not for this specific instance#less not-paying-your-very-integral-and-beloved-employees. the psychological harm and terrors of pseudo-parenthood were kind of funny tho#it fixed mcyt fandom for a good while too. suddenly people weren't afraid about cubitos having sex and being evil and going through divorce#and being bad parents and killing each other battle royale style and having overarching stories where no one was protagonist or antagonist#so many amazing storytellers that came together it was an incredible time#but you know. pay your employees big q

jinkies 👀

Big lesbian mood

[still deranged] you have to understand, roleplay is part of pvp because being able to force something to be more in- or out-of-character shifts the range of things it is licit for you to do and yes maybe you win the actual fight either way but there is also the question of whether the win Counts

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

The original Spiders Georg post was made in 2013, when the world population was around 7.3 billion. Currently the world population is a bit more than 8.2 billion, so assuming Georg eats spiders at the same rate now as he did in 2013, the average person (including Georg despite being an outlier) now eats 2.7 spiders a year, rather than 3

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

the give live mechanic in last life is so sexy and exploitable... imagine fucking a red life and they're threatening you and you're acting scared/egging them on and right as they're getting ready to kill you you just forceyellow them and take the fun away. murder denial

me: yeah, so one of your most famous works is actually just that commission of a woman that you kept. Honestly, it's less of the piece itself that lead to its fame and more the mystery surrounding it, so I was hoping you could clear that up the decayed corpse of Leonardo Da Vinci that I resurrected: Hai detto che hanno chiamato una tartaruga che combatte il crimine con il mio nome?

@apocrypals