That's my secret, Cap: I'm always tired.

“no one is asking for open borders” i am actually

Actually you SHOULD make problematic content. You SHOULD explore dark or taboo topics. You SHOULD have a space where you can cope with your traumas or explore sensitive topics in a way that doesn't hurt anyone.

Every time there's a tumblr discourse (in the broad sense) that relates in some fashion to the ads on tumblr I always find it vaguely bizarre, as it implies the existence of a version of tumblr where people regularly see ads. you all do use adblockers, right? right???

Remember when I was going crazy 5 minutes ago [chuckle of fond remembrance] amazing how time changes people

@ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

Seems like a good prompt for a Murderbot fic lol

*puts you in the bitcrusher*

My boyfriend prefers his mattresses firm, and I need a soft mattress. He prefers his food temperate while I like my food hot and spicy. This is another good reason to not have a kid, because even if the kid averages out and prefers everything in the middle, there's the risk of some blonde bitch breaking into our house to rummage through our stuff.

automated text reply that just says YOU ARE NOT THE ONLY PERSON I AM LETTING DOWN

im slightly bored. does anyone want to go fight to the death with our bare hands

<muttering to self and grasping at hair with the holy fervor of a frankenstein at his research> We have gotta get more bisexual about this

I'm hoping this anti-porn movement gets rolled back, but if we have to settle in for the long haul, Tumblr is actually very well-situated for it, not just because we had our porn apocalypse ages ago but because this site is full of people who are horny but don't actually have sex, and fully sublimate their sexuality into unrecognizable abstractions and symbolism

Women are like cats, it's okay if they've been biting you for the past hour because they're cute