I will stick the landing.

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

ancient roman women whose husband keeps looking at the neighbour's boy quintus and he never looks at her that way and she can't even chainsmoke in the kitchen because they don't have marlboro blues in ancient times. and she can't even go to the club because they haven't discovered drum and bass music yet. her friend clodia's having visions of a woman named doechii but neither of them knows what that means

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

quirky fourth wall breaking character but theyre just fucking. wrong about the medium theyre in. they keep making references to cinematic techniques and directorial styles and the other fourth wall breaking character is like "dumbass we're in a fucking comic book" and they are in a video game.

Well currently they’re in a tumblr post but I see your point

we're actually in a youtube video if this turns out to be funny enough

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^

If I was a cat I'd make the mrrrp? sound all the fucking time.

one of my favorite sensations is when you can feel the ocean nearby without seeing it