I will stick the landing.

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

Oh, to be a little kitten who just got vaccinated and then taken to a high-end restaurant and tasted the best food the chefs could offer and then fell asleep in a basket.

wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.

in the effort of sparing you guys from a literal tidal wave of fallout new vegas posting i have been adding them to my queue. so. be prepared for several days of heavy fallout new vegas rains. as opposed to one deluge. thank you for your patience.

Oh, that’s like the wind resistance rain thing! Without wind resistance rain would just come down as a bigass sheet of water and fuck shit up! You added wind resistance to your blog!

i added wind resistance to my blog!