Some ocean emojis for @pupsys! Enjoy~
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YOU ARE THE REASON
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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almost home
we're not kids anymore.
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Some ocean emojis for @pupsys! Enjoy~

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every girl wants to get in a vehicle and flip 3-6 switches overhead in the process of turning it on
When I’m going to get frozen waffles and ramen from Walgreens.
More things should be operated with big thumb switches and knobs and dials and shit.
Me, getting a drink of water at night.
Is it common knowledge that clownfish have a language? Like a vocal one? Because I just mentioned that to my friend and she was shook. Usually you can’t hear their vocalizations because they’re underwater but if they get real mad you can hear them yelling at each other even outside the tank.
Okay so it’s seeming like this is not well-known outside marine biology nerds. Here’s a good clip of a female making a “fuck off” noise:
And here’s their clicking call that warns of danger nearby:
There’s also a male-specific noise but it’s much quieter so I don’t know if there’s many good recordings of it. They make it by shaking their heads rapidly
theres too many pokemon games where you play as a kid whos full of life and full of potential. there needs to be a pokemon game where you play as a college dropout who lives in a shitty apartment
your starter pokemon are trubbish, rattata and glameow. which symbolise the trash you keep forgetting to take out, the rats living in your walls and the stray cat you keep trying to befriend but it keeps hissing at you.
you guys dont get it its not supposed to be dark and edgy its supposed to be living in a mundane setting and slowly rediscovering the wonder in the world by going on a journey with a magical trash bag that is your friend, its about love and recovery and coping with the stress of your adult life with your friend who is made of sentient garbage
I’ve never been so attached to literal trash before
I am similarly attached to the sentient trash. Can't wait to take him on little adventures
We need more werewolf lesbianism.

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We should bring back forest green.
I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.
Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.
Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.
It can not always be about your preferred topic.
You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.
If you are going to be the infodumper, sometimes you’re also going to have to be the infodumpee.
And you can be interested in other people’s enthusiasm without being personally interested in the subject matter! It’s exciting to see people light up about things even if it isn’t your thing.
Nick Barlow, Clusterfuck/Keep It Together, 2022
Oil on mountboard, 81 X 81 cm
Babe, are you okay? You reblogged Nick Barlow’s Clusterfuck/Keep It Together again
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By wearing this watch you confirm that you are not Anish Kapoor
The Fence has published an exposé on Stuart Semple (of Anish Kapoor 'feud' notoriety) which they have been working on for six months.
investigation reveals Semple / his studio / his partner Emily Mann (who's described as acting as his 'enforcer' in his business) :
mishandled £400k grant of public money intended for a public gallery, allowing the money to flow freely between the public project, his own personal studio and personal projects such as Culture Hustle (his online business selling paint etc)
underpaid or failed to pay many of his assistants to the tune of several thousand pounds each.
former assistants have taken him to court and he simply hasn't bothered to show up and he's threatened to sue former assistants who asked for their back pay
repeatedly funds ambitious projects that never see release eg Abode, an 'Adobe-rivalling' suite of creative software (he claims he still intends to release this)
encouraged a cult-like atmosphere at his studio in Bournemouth
was frequently in debt and having to negotiate with bailiffs etc for his debts while at the same time crowdfunding various projects
ran fake social media accounts boosting Semple and his work
The portrait that emerges is one of decades-long scam artistry tbh and someone who's juvenile, manipulative, narcissistic.
The Fence btw is a decent fairly small-circulation quarterly magazine from the UK which specialises in satire, investigative journalism, culture, and fiction. You can read the piece in its entirety if you register (which is free).
a few links:
The Fence's newsletter from April discusses this article & how Semple has tried to muddy the SEO waters
Semple threatened to sue The Fence for publishing this story - many of you are American so here's the relevant UK law on defamation.
& the subreddit r/culturehustle is worth a look to get an idea of just how badly run his paint business is
Lordy loo. I was a big fan of Semple for years but fell away once I read some stuff on how his feud with Kapoor had some antisemtic issues running through it, but I would not have guessed this was going on. What awful news.
@tikkunolamorgtfo
I am very gracefully celebrating a vindication ten years in the making.
These Birds:
*exist*
Normal People: Those sure are birds
Paleoornithologists: MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY! CELEBRITY! CELEBRITY COMING THROUGH! MAKE WAY! AHHHHHHHHH *fainting sounds*
So for some background on why birds are so beloved by fossil bird researchers (or palaeornithologists) in particular and are celebrities in their field:
Red-legged Seriema (Cariama cristata): Seriemas, like this fabulous individual, are the closest living relatives of the now extinct Phorusrhacids, which are better known as terror birds. They even have an enlarged claw in their inner toe that they hold upward and use for dispatching prey like Dromaeosaurs!
Nicobar Pigeon (Caloenas nicobarica): According to DNA analyses, this beautiful rainforest pigeon from the Andaman Archipelago is the closest living relative of the Dodo! Despite the fact that it lives on the other side of the Indian Ocean from Mauritius.
White-tailed Tropicbird (Phaethon lepturus): Back in the Paleogene, Tropicbirds like this one were kind of everywhere. They've been found from Aotearoa to Morocco and the UK from that time and were taking the ecological niches of gulls and terns, unlike the modern plunge-diving tropicbirds.
Blue-naped mousebird (Urocolius macrourus): Mousebirds are not only adorable, during the Paleogene they ruled the roost! A whole plethora of species dwelled in Eurasia and North America at that time, and occupied a wide variety of niches. They even include one of the earliest bird finds after the extinction of the other dinosaurs 66 million years ago.
Courol (Leptosomus discolor): Today, the Courol only lives in Madagascar. But back in the day, its relatives were spread far and wide in the tropical and subtropical forests of the Paleogene. Back then they lived all over Europe and North America.
South Island Wren (Xenicus gilviventris): New Zealand Wrens, like this one, are the most basal members of the Passeriform or songbird clade alive toda. Considering that Passeriformes represent more than half of known birds, it's quite humble to know where this monstrous radiation originated.
Southern Screamer (Chauna torquata): Screamers vaguely look like turkeys, but are actually very closely related to ducks. In fact, it appears that the ansestors of Screamers were much like ducks and had duck-like bills, which they later evolved into a more generalized beak like with Screamers today.
Puerto Rican Tody (Todus mexicanus): Todies are fun little blorpos that live mostly in the Caribbean. But during the latter parts of the Paleogene, they lived all over North America, and also in Europe, specifically France!
Little Eagle (Hieraeetus morphnoides): This guy is one of the smallest known eagles. Which is funny, because one of it's closest relatives is the extinct Haast Eagle, the biggest eagle known! The Haast Eagle is over 10 times the size of the Little Eagle, and attained that size in under 2 million years.
White-throted Rail (Dryolimnas cuvieri): Rails are surprisingly good flyers and easily spread to islands, where they often become flightless, and often go extinct after human contact. This rail is a special case, because most populations can fly, but a flightless subspecies evolved in Aldabra Atoll, twice.
White-spotted Flufftail (Sarothrura pulchra): Flufftails are adorable and fluffy, but also have a surprising history. According to DNA evidence, their closest relatives include the now extinct Caribbean Cave-rails of the genus Nesotrochis but also the mysterious and enormous Adzebills of Aotearoa!
Oilbird (Steatornis caripensis): Oilbirds are weird in so many ways. They eat fruit, echolocate, nest in caves and are quite greasy. And according to fossil evidence, they lived all over Europe and North America during the warm and tropical Paleogene, heavily contrasted by their modern range in tropical highlands of South America.
Egyptian Vulture (Neophron percnopterus): The Egyptian Vulture may be an "Old World Vulture" today, but it as well as the Bearded Vulture and Palm-Nut Vulture actually first evolve in North America and only cross the Atlantic 9 million years ago.
Marabou Stork (Leptoptilos crumenifer): Marabous are mighty impressive birds in their own right, but until relatively recently giant relatives of these as tall as humans lived across Africa, Mainland Asia, Java, and most famously Flores, where they lived with the dwarf human species Homo floresiensis
Subantarctic Snipe (Coenocorypha aucklandica): You may have heard of the Hokioi or Pouakai. These are Maori legends of an enormous predatory bird. You might think they were inspired by the Haast Eagle, but no. It was these small adorable snipes and their nightly display flights!
Penguins:
*Exist*
Normal People *And* Paleoornithologists:
MAKE WAY! MAKE WAY! CELEBRITY! CELEBRITY COMING THROUGH! MAKE WAY! AHHHHHHHHH *fainting sounds*
This energy though
The amount of transphobes that just don't know anything about swords or fencing is fucking killing me. Firstly, alot of fencing competitions are gender neutral. Secondly even if someone who did have a massive strength advantage entered a fencing competition that still wouldn't help them too much because a duel with swords is very rarely decided on strength. It doesn't matter how strong you are, if your opponent hits you that's a point for them. Fencing is won entirely by fucking knowing how to fence, shockingly.
Also, anybody commenting "Why is her hair greasy. She needs to wash her hair" needs to step outside the house like atleast once in their life. Girl just won a fencing competition and she was wearing one of these 👇 the whole time
SHE WAS FUCKING SWEATY
lmaoo
this post was brought to my attention today and I checked her twitter and this made me happy
transition timelines are one of the greatest things we have in the world
It is a known fact that swordswomen are necessary for a thriving ecosystem. She saw a need and did something about it.
Popplio believes in you - and you should too!

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when I grow up I want to be a cool girl animated by studio trigger
there is so much to unpack in this clip