my brother’s cosplay fucking rules
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my brother’s cosplay fucking rules

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i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.
well damn . egg on my face
THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself
I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.
I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.
I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.
29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)
but I did the in person practical shit at school.
the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.
so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.
Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.
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Trilobite Mermaid

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Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…
Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.
Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.
Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.
it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.
Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼
The cleanomorph
The fandomization of real life issues (especially geo-political conflicts and queer rights) is getting on my nerves.
"Are you pro Jews or pro Palestinians, you can't support both", "Are you pro trans women or pro trans men, you can't support both"-
I am pro PEACE. I am pro DIGNITY. I am pro We Should All Be Able To Live A Peaceful And Happy Life, Together.
I AM PRO PEOPLE.
How is that even a controversial take? It shouldn't be.
Some facts:
1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.
4) black Americans invented rock and roll.
5) Black AND Jewish Americans created musical theatre.
gaydioactive fallout

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"Men should put the seat down when they're done peeing so that I don't fall into the toilet when I sit down to pee"
"Actually women should be putting the seat back up when they're done peeing as a courtesy so that I don't have to touch it and put the seat up before I pee"
Actually, both the seat AND lid should be down when no one is actively using the toilet, because this prevents things from accidentally falling into / accidentally being dropped into the toilet. Also having the lid down when you're flushing is important because it prevents the toilet from spraying out bacteria.
It's called "toilet plume" or "fecal plume." Here's a video of it.
It also prevents your cats and dogs from drinking out of the toilet.
50 Lesbian asks:
I thought I'd give making an asks game a try. I threw in a few stereotypes in there for funsies lol
1. Have you ever uhauled
2. Are you still friends with your ex
3. Have you made out with a stranger
4. Do you ghost people
5. Do you do hookups
6. Ideal first date spot
7. How many hours was your longest date
8. Do you have a fwb
10. How many cats do you have
11. Do you want to live in a cottage
12. Do you like plants
13. Have you ever been stood up on a date
14. Casual or serious dating
15. Poly, open or monogamous
16. Do you go to lesbian meetups in your city
17. What lesbian stereotype do you fit
18. Are you a golden retriever or black cat
19. Minimalist or maximalist
20. Text or phone call
21. Do you drive a Subaru
22. Do you like hiking
23. Are there any lesbian subcultures you are part of
24. Do you like button ups or flannels
25. do you cuff
26. Do you like kink
27. Did you ever date your first lesbian love
28. What's your ideal type
29. Introverted or extroverted
30. Do you like clubs or staying home
31. Creative or sporty
32. Have you ever been in a long distance relationship
33. Coffee or tea
34. Do you have short or long hair
35. Do you feel safe where you live
36. Are you out
37. Have you been to therapy
38. Are you political
39. Share your dating app bio
40. How many people have you dated
41. Do you cook or bake
42. Do you wear rings
43. What's your love language
44. What type of kissing do you like
45. Favorite outfit for going out
46. What is your ideal partner like
47. Do you have stickers on your car or bottle
48. Wallet or purse
49. Any mutuals your crushing on
50. Feminine or masculine vibes
Hope y'all have fun It was hard coming up with so many questions 😵💫 I'm gonna go take a nap now 😅
im desperate for attention
just saw a "only one bed" fic with the major character death warning
#i guess that's one way to solve that problem
“This bed ain’t big enough for the both of us.”
they call me gay because of the fact that im gay

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Tell me: is he's allowed to say that?? If you turn on the volume, you will hear his words.
i think if you showed minecraft or fortnite to a little medieval peasant boy he would probably start writing parodies of church hymns. it’s human nature
this has rendered me speechless