Strider’Cesting It

uhoh someone needs to see a therapist

He's not a monster though, he'll use his lil bro as a cockwarmer through his cramps if he's too pathetic to tough it out

He wipes his hand on the back of Dave's shirt and it almost feels like a pat on the back. He pushes Dave off his knee onto the tile, stands up and tells him to clean up the mess he just made

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@striderbmine im sorry to drag you into my hell, ur just the only oomf that didnt show up to this blunt rotation as far as ive seen

uhh my oomfs that’ll probably want apart of it? idk @broconluver69 @timaeustt

yeah i got nothing man. credit to @psinamien for having a much more original take on this. sorry for stealing your idea but i rly rly wanted to draw them to this.