world's okayest lobotomite

"you are gay and chinese" continues to be such a profound and emotionally impactful work to me which is rly funny

Eu espero que você vá pra CADEIA! E que sua casa idiota seja DESTRUÍDA,

Remember folks: communism has never, and will never work. Which is why we need to focus the full power of the us military, which is more expensive than several of the next strongest countries militaries combined, to stop all communist and socialist projects. This is the natural state of the world.

Remember folks: communism has never, and will never work. Which is why we need to focus the full power of the us military, which is more expensive than several of the next strongest countries militaries combined, to stop all communist and socialist projects. This is the natural state of the world.

Introducing yourself to people is so embarrassing. Like hey this is my stupid fucking name, I enjoy exactly 3 things, and am clearly anxious. please don't immediately hate me

the mexican football team has a 17 yrs old player and one of the funniest outcomes of this is that he cannot appear in any ad for gambling or drinking so he only appears in candy and milk advertisements. his first world cup and he's not even legally allowed to drive. his nickname is "morita" (little berry). he's three apples tall.