Every month is gay month when you’re on tumblr

you’re just happy because everything is 20-60% gayer these 30 days aren’t you? I see your eyes and they are like boba balls with “yaoi” tattooed on them

Happy? HAPPY? all the yaoi workers are working overtime without payment, all to feed your yaoi obsession, disgusting 😔🫵

don’t get me started on the yuri workers, they aren’t even unionized

…with tomato soup?

imagine scrolling AO3 as a normal human and seeing a fic tagged as "an eridian wrote this" as well as the premise being an eridian version of a human fiction trope.

i think it is quite obvious to know if this is human-written or eridian-written (the descriptions)

"come again?"

"i learn more from thinking machine. human gender preference. attraction to same gender, means word 'gay.' all eridian same gender." rocky stands straight up. "rocky come out to grace now. all rocky plural gay, statement."

"...wow, that's... rock, i'm not sure it makes much sense to apply human ideas of sexual orientation to a monogendered species."

a long and judgmental pause. then: