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i don't blame mike, i blame the duffers. I BLAME THE DUFFERS

god, what he could have been. what he still is (and always will be) to me. i love you mike wheeler, i'm so sorry that this is how they've decided to tell your story

#mike wheeler #stranger things #stranger things 5 #fuck the duffers #byler #<- target audience #ily mike wheeler they could never make me hate you mike wheeler #blah blah blah

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occasionalpisser

guys, look at my keyboard

mike-not-michael

Umm uhhh I'm sure your keyboard is lovely whoever you are but I'm a lil distracted rn

occasionalpisser

here you are, mike. he's all yours. enjoy!!!

#can you like move those letters to the side or something?#<- prev tag #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #i love rp accounts this is so fun #like hi mike wheeler!!! what are you doing on tumblr even????#he'd so be here though and we all know it

galvanizedfriend

leatherleaves

I recently started working in hospitality, and I’ll tell you guys right now, the trope of “there was only one bed” is not as rare as you’d think in real life. A few times a week, at least, I have guys come in who are working together on projects in town or passing through who have to literally book the last room I have available for the night and lo and behold — there is only one bed, and guess what, they give each other a side-eyed look and begrudgingly take it. So write it up, it happens all the time!!!

karis-the-fangirl

blatant-phishing-attempt-bot-de

Never let your There Was Only One Bed dreams die. I was secretly in love with my best friend for over a year when she graduated and moved to Oklahoma (like 1000 miles away) for grad school. Between that travel restrictions, we were so scared we’d never see eachother again.

At the end of summer, when Covid numbers were at a lower point, I took the risk to visit her in her new apartment and I quickly realized that, unlike when I’d spent the night at her house before, the couch wasn’t made up like a bed. She explained that since her new couch was so fancy and pink, I couldn’t possibly sleep on it, and so I needed to sleep in the bed with her. You know, out of necessity. I woke up with her snuggled around me in the middle of the night.

We’re dating now, and I genuinely think I’m going to marry her. Just the other day, though, I mentioned that if she hadn’t been weird about her fancy couch, I probably never would have like confessed my feelings. AND THEN she stood up, took the cushions off the fancy couch, UNFOLDED IT INTO A HIDE-A-BED, and said “I KNOW.”

THIS GIRL. ORCHESTRATED. BED SCARCITY. JUST SO SHE COULD MAKE THE “ONLY ONE BED” EXCUSE. Y’all when I said I just about lost my goddamn mind, I just about lost my goddamn mind. I love this sneaky bitch so much and the moral of this story is BE THE ONE BED YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WORLD.

leet911

Fanfic imitates life, and life imitates fanfic. It’s full circle really.

blue00phoenix

oh my god

there was only one bed

but it was STAGED

thedragonemperess

I love this so much

potterchild

New Fanfic Trope Unlocked!!!!!

AU:There was only one bed - by design👀

boldlyanxious

Fake dating or only one bed?

Fake only one bed

scottishaccentsareawesome

THE TROPE HAS LEVELED UP

signoraviolettavalery

“orchestrated bed scarcity” is my new favorite phrase

#OH MY GOD #I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

iconsumebylerfanart

One of the reasons that the Spidey-Will AU works so well is because the writers love to torture Will while making him stay selfless just like Marvel writers love to torture Peter Parker while making him stay selfless

#spiderwill #will byers #spiderman #peter parker

themanwhooncedweltinavault

#ISTG WITH THIS SHIT BRO #fuck generative ai #fuck ai

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ssentinl

i miss byler

#byler #☹️☹️☹️

miwiheroes

“there are no byler clips in the trailer because they don’t want to spoil the plot twist”

underthemoony

occasionalpisser

she is me, i am she

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers

pierrotdoesnteat

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

milkshak-milkshak

WAAH THANK U SO MUCH 🥹🥹

@ch3rrytr33z @loversober @littlunsincircles @samnericpilled @raidermorgue @shmeeblebleeble AND ALL OF THE MUTUALS

littlunsincircles

@mothsetto @misha-chichirkin @jackmerridews @samnericpilled @divinism443 @shmeeblebleeble @thecatcherlntherye IDK WHO ELSE UHH @ottoturtle2k @haemolagnia

shmeeblebleeble

@the-mad-lucas @crazy-rat-mans @valid-crashout I miss yall 😭😭😭😭

bleeding-eyelids

@sketched-mess @arteei heart heart heart

sketched-mess

Giggles uhh prev & @luckygirlhee @rabid-little-lime-lover @ofironandivory @ray61balls

luckygirlhee

YAAYYYYYYY!!!!!

PREV DEFINITELY PREV I LOVE PREV SO MUCH!!!!!! ALSO @c8nstellations @saeivra @arisuholic @isaidimafuckingstar @graciezyippeez @atetheluck andso many others i love everyone !!!!!!!!! BLOWS LIKE 100 KISSES

c8nstellations

i loev u vinny tysm

@midnightafterhours @cazeeee @katskisses @vkomtrikru @fadedex @ghstbil @meiyokstarr

meiyokstarr

iris i luv u

@chrisssiren @skiendielific @fawnova @supersourmeiyok @x-d4cvalentine-x @hermsnolore @2pac-wrld

x-d4cvalentine-x

thank you so much 🫶🫶🫶🫶

@davivin @rowmain @thatonerandompan @sullkyi

davivin

thank you so much luvie <3

@rowmain @thatonerandompan @pxsiprincess @sullkyi @lycancorvid @ott3ry221 @tripleatomic @sugarsaph @xdogwithabirdx @sorry-babyx @ibajatillsheblast @probablytoasty

ibajatillsheblast

omg awe thank you 🥹🥹

@lexdall @meichaesplanet @leeseulss @phiaholic @rain-taco @tripleatomic @th4wny

i tried to do no repeats sorry if i did 💔💔

phiaholic

<3 <3 <3

@ibeenoverseas @tangayriineee @unevenlee @fwoomydragon @kqigda31 @sugar-pink-poison @iluvsmomo @pjoglassheartror @4odyas @generosityimhere

tangayriineee

I ADORE ALL OF YOUUUUUUUUU!!! SO SO SO MUCHHHHHHH!!! @oskartheviking @undercoverhawkeye @emmlef @hersterical @phiaholic @natashas-version @blackwidowcanliftmjolnir @uncleasad @kurosakiichigoat @frutiestorange @idontexist734 @lavender-luminarie @future-muse @your-fav-russian-assassin @maya444ever @marvelselfinserts @flosteinzl96 @the0fi @yorkshireteauk @sharkinthewild @ooga-94-booga @kisakisaxo SORRY IF I MISSED ANYONEEE!!! LOVE ALL MY MOOTSSSSS!!!

<333

idontexist734

aww thanks for the tag

@acreatureinyourwalls @tearsandtelevision @thesillieststryke @sharks-are-better-than-people @radioactive-paperweight @i-need-a-nap-13 @jamesblackpotter @littlechaoscryptid @psyche-official @ratcalledmicah @rapunzelspan @sell-my-soul @violentfemale @where-re-they @the-insan1ty-clause @adhd-nighmare

love you all (if you consent to it) <3

radioactive-paperweight

Aww Thank you soooo muchhh! <3

@lilmcc26 @loonyloonylupin35 @twixxystick @rayray20100 @skylajaz @shinyducktheorist @nouwerebeautiful @alb4tr0ss-feather @padfootandmoons110 @vannax11

alb4tr0ss-feather

OMG, TYSM <33 you have no idea what a huge smile i got on my face after seeing this, dude, luv u

@occasionalpisser @instant-yuri-machine @androgynous-bhajipav @ilovebylerandstonathan @cleradin7 @sapphicstarwitch @isawyourgreenhair @michaelqueerlerslipstares @future-muse

occasionalpisser

AW OH MY GOSH THANK YOU SO MUCH 😭😭😭

i'm #scared to tag people rn bc im convinced i'm gonna tag someone and they're gonna jump me or sumn for saying i like when they show up on my dash, and ik that's unreasonable and stupid, but tell that to my unreasonable shithole of a brain... which is js me but yk. admitting to having feelings to the people i have feelings toward, even when said feelings are just platonic, is #scary

#seriously though. dude. AHHDHSH ilysm #/p #<3

guys, look at my keyboard

#this is smth i would have done at 12 im cryign #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #byler endgame #byler canon #mike queerler #byler nation #blah blah blah

follow up to my last post

#mike wheeler #steven universe #byler #<- target audience #and yk... these are all from byler variants #byler endgame #byler nation #byler canon #blah blah blah #mike queerler #max mayfield #stranger things

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iloverobinbyckley

i hate when people act like headcanoning that mike has internalized homophobia automatically erases Will having it too. it doesn’t at all, they can both have the same struggle without it taking away from the other.

#THIS #!!!#mike wheeler #will byers #byler

steven and the stevens? more like—

i couldn't choose between mike and the mike varients, or will and the will varients

(whilst i think will fits steven more as a whole, this episode specifically i find sooo much funnier when imagining mike as steven)

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #byler endgame #byler canon #mike queerler #byler nation #blah blah blah #steven universe #steven and the stevens

byler having a daughter who, in 2020-2022, made google slides presentations explaining and analysing the dsmp lore. and then one day she pulls it up on their living room tv to eagerly go over each and every slide with her dads.

and byler themselves heavily indulging her, listening to every word, and adoring every second of it.

#this being based off of me...? what! no!!!!!#because i never made a google slideshow.#i just read through the wiki everyday and would rant to my mum and sisters about it every opportunity i got #my mum was not at ALL interested #but at one point my sixteen year old sister could also name every member #well shes sixteen now. at the time she was 11-13 #and i was 14-16 #god it was fun. it was so much fun #this reminds me of that time when i followed my mum around the house overexplaining the steven universe lore to her #this was when we were leading up to the movie coming out #MAN was i excited #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #stranger things #blah blah blah #byler endgame #byler canon #mike queerler #byler nation #ex dsmp fan #i never talk about my brothers on here but ive also got brothers.#idk i just thought i should mention that #this is the only post ive had sitting in my drafts and it's been in here for a month #now it'll only be in here for another... 5 seconds im counting myself down GO

half of me wants to make an intro post so yous can know all of my other interests n stuff bc im like soooooooo cool or wtv (/sarc), but the other half of me finds it pointless bc my current pinned post describes me to a tee. "me to a tee" being a mike wheeler defender before anything else.

ily mike wheeler they could never make me hate you mike wheeler.

#mike wheeler #ily mike wheeler they could never make me hate you mike wheeler #blah blah blah #a true mike wheeler fan always loves mike wheeler #anti mileven #<- sorry i js... don't??? want you guys???? here????????????#that sounds so mean im sorry #i dont know how to make it sound less mean #but i really can't #so ig it just is mean #i'm sorry

ab0g1arka

Brooo… I’ve got second hand embarassement😭

occasionalpisser

like, if you say so

#byler #mike wheeler #will byers #good omens #anthony j crowley #anti mileven

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my switch js turned itself on whilst connected to my tv, if this is actually the doing of a ghost i hope they're a byler

#im so confused #but rationalising and accepting weird shit that happens is “normal” or wtv so #blah blah blah #byler #mike wheeler #will byers #“how can i make this about byler” except my brain js does it automatically #i cant help it #tbf i dont think much of us here can #“us” being byler tumblr #we are byler tumblrrrrr we carrrrry the... uh... lost potential?#we are byler tumblr we carry the lost potential?#that's so stupid nevermind

iconsumebylerfanart

Will byers is a neeerrrrddddd, Mike wheeler is also a neeerrrrddddd. Make their variants neeerrrrddddds.

Spidey-Will would make random nerdy references while fighting bad guys

I feel like cleradin would read a lot of books? Make references to those books to each other?

Surfsahoy randomly saying nerdy references while serving their costumers. They get weird looks for it but thats them so they don’t care.

Vampire Mike with Human Will? Will would make references to a bunch of vampire movies OR vampwise where Will makes a bunch of references to stories he’s read in books.

The one where Wills a merman? Mike makes references to movies and books about mermaids/mermen to to Will and Will would just get so confused

Punkgoth byler literally would be nerdy with each other and you cannot tell me otherwise

NERDS

#YESYESYES #canon #literally. this is literally canon. duh. their nerdiness made the show. the whole party i mean but yk #stop undermining will's nerdiness NOW!!!!! NOW I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#not anyone specifically #its js that i often see people... yk. undermining will's nerdiness.#LET HIM NERD OUT!!!#HE LITERALLY DRESSES AS HIS DND CHARACTER IN THE SHOW.#and for some reason is the only one to do so throughout this whole godforsaken show about NERDS but that's a different conversation #byler #mike wheeler #will byers

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