Terribly Abnormal About Robots

this could work. we never tried it

U..uzi ....t..tummy kisses .... for N....imagine ........

Like just put a saddle on her and ride her like a horse why don't you

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY🎆🎇

i feel like knowing the word “yonic” (the vagina equilavent of phallic) really changes a person because after that point basically any shape or objective can be classified as genital-shaped. eyes? yonic symbolism. fingers? phallic symbolism. thats all there is

eu sinto que saber a palavra “iônico” (o equivalente vaginal de fálico) realmente muda uma pessoa porque depois desse ponto basicamente qualquer forma ou objetivo pode ser classificado como uma forma genital. olhos? simbolismo iônico. dedos? simbolismo fálico. isso é tudo que existe

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make the attachment a pic of a snail

every time an Action Combat game tries to pitch itself to me like "we saw you liked monster hunter so why not give our HARDCORE ACTION GAME a try? look at our GRITTY WORLD and our EDGY PROTAGONISTS" I'm like, no, y'all clearly do not understand in the slightest. I do not play monhun for the combat, relaxing though it may be. I play monhun because the human cast is majority autistic nerds who go "whoooaaaa he's a BEAUT! isn't nature FASCINATING" while being chased by an angry pink dragon fox thing that breathes bubbles, and the rest of the cast is autistic about other things but will still cheerfully agree that nature is pretty rad. there are talking cats who cook you meals that put the feasts of redwall to shame and chowing down on an entire village's worth of food and/or sweets before every fight is A Core Mechanic. there are puffy birds meandering around the wild and you can shove them into your pockets. you can dress your hunter in reasonable armor or you can deck them out in a long rainbow skirt, plate armor lingerie, and a pirate hat. also why would I fight your generic-ass demon when I could fight a pink dragon fox thing that breathes bubbles