take a fucking sip babes

hang on i need to review my entire post history from all time and make sure i haven't said anything embarrassing

awful news guys

It’s Fourth of July Eve so make sure to leave some milk and cookies out for Captain America

I THOUGHT AFTER FOUR YEARS YOU PEOPLE WOULD LET THIS DIE AND YET AGAIN I OPEN THIS CURSED APP TO FIND MORE NOTES ON THIS POST

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

worry about it kitten daddy fucked up

don't worry kitten daddy got it

start worrying kitten daddy fucked up

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

I thought you threw a Playstation 2 controller into the sea