#leemursays

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

I need someone to make a stardew valley dating thing where you get paired some some rando on the internet (with some constraints on gender/location if you want) and you get to play a few days together and if it goes well you can play some more and if you get married in the game (both decide each other are worth more than beloved Leah/Maru) then you get to meet irl and get gay married and I want this because I'd rather play stardew valley than talk to girls irl so if anyone has advice on how to make this happen lmk and if you have advice for meeting and talking to girls irl, get lost, you can't help me

Whatever the fuck Taylor was trying to do with Actually Romantic is so embarrassing next to Lorde & Charli on Girl, So Confusing.

I hoped tumblr would give me Blaze powers in time for my birthday today, but instead they locked me out of @vacuously-true for my birthday! Thanks, tumblr!

Physical therapy is wild because they're always like "hey do this weird little movement" and you're like "hmm my brain doesn't seem to know how to activate that movement" and then they'll like trick your brain into doing it by making you do other movements first or making you resist against them moving you or some shit and your brain is like oooooh ✅ new movement unlocked. And then they tell you to do that movement 20 times a day and you do and it makes some part of your body you didn't even know was related hurt less. What the fuck.