i'm actually a fake and surface level fan of everything that ever existed

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

no 🛩️

anotha one🛩️

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

fuuuck accidentally mixed up dowsing rods and sounding rods and now my pepeneus can detect freshwater springs

Mermaid witnessing a werewolf transformation by the beach and believes all humans are like that. Pirate: ahoy Mermaid: awooo? Pirate: a what

Pirate: [digging up treasure] Mermaid: no… bad boy… bad… no diggy hole… [sprays water] Pirate: what the fuck Parrot: what the fuck

She thinks the parrot is just a transformed human too.

Love how the mermaid, whose home is presumably underwater, knows absolutely nothing about humans but does know about The Spray Bottle.

#can you imagine seeing a mermaid on a rock and she just fucking#throws her head back in a perfectly wolven howl#in the middle of the fucking ocean

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now