oh that's what the dwarves were doing

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

The first rule of fandom is have fun. The second rule of fandom is find an enabler and become an enabler. Yes you should write that fic. What if it was even hornier? What if it was angstier? What if you wrote it just for me?

sad news, my son Crispin Shopify III saw a picture of me when i was breastfeeding him as a baby. the psychiatrists all agreed that exposure to this act which is potentially incestuous and sexual was equivalent to infinite permanent sexual trauma, and so we've decided to euthanize him and just start again from the beginning. hopefully i wont fuck it up again this time. god bless.

I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby

English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son

ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy

minecraft youtubers.

No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology

neoclassicvagina surgery. they add columns and whatnot

desperately want to draw want nothing less than to be drawing

Where does the you go. In this scenario