Culturally significant forbidden candy

* Why don't we close our eyes and think about what Susie is doing now?

I've been in an evil mood for hours and I just discovered there was a piece of glitter stuck in my contact lens so I'm going to assume it was that the whole time and now the curse has been lifted.

yeah it was the eye glitter. I'm fine now.

What in the fuck did you possibly do to get hit with the modern day “shard of magical ice in eye that freezes your soul and makes you unable to recognize joy” curse? Like come back here that is literally how the fairytale goes, WHAT happened to you

Cast in a rock opera about vampires that is set in the 80s. There's a lot of glitter.

every time i remember a memory that makes me cringe i like to imagine that loop remembers the time they said That to siffrin with the same frequency. go loop, be plagued with the Remembering at least three times a day every day. it's for your enrichment

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

The Ikea biphobia couch is the funniest thing that's ever happened. We found it gang. Nothing will ever top it in terms of being funny.

The what???

???

I don't know what to tell you man.

90% of the drama on this stupid website can be attributed to the fact that there is a large group of people on here who are extremely mentally unwell and refuse to do the work to recover or better themselves in any way

i’ve come to the conclusion that the anti-recovery people have made their pain a large part of their identity and don’t want to let it go because it would be like destroying the self

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can make women’s clothing

Oh he's definitely eating it

scientists are in labs right now creating the thinnest and worst material known to mankind so they can surreptitiously eat it

what doesn’t kill you makes your nervous system more sensitive for the rest of your life