Formally illogical

let's plays of half-life games where the person playing sucks shit at it are actually canon-compliant because i would probably be moving like that if i was getting pumped full of morphine constantly too

by hl2 the thing's just dosing her with expired painkillers while she injects herself with alien grub estrogen it's a miracle she's standing

When people justify using gen AI by talking about how it allows them to do (insert creative hobby) it sends me into a blind rage. The whole point of the creative hobby is to use your brain. Having a machine do it for you defeats the purpose. That’s like saying you’re getting into running marathons then just driving the 42km

the mind is uncomfortable and the body she is also uncomfortable

This country is a farce and this "trial" is a travesty. They pinned it on a random guy and are slow-walking it as openly and and unapologetically incompetently as possible because they can. "What are you gonna do about it?" At best they steal multiple years from this man's life before he's exonerated, at worst they kill him and rule it a suicide. God Damn America.

that aside "unc slop" is a tremendously funny turn of phrase

the other day i was talking to my dad and he started talking about area 51 like he genuinely believed there are alien spaceships there and one day the us gov is gonna spill the beans. and i was like idk man i really think they're just muddying the waters to cover up experimental aircraft. and he was like 😏😏 ever since the forties? like yeah man they had planes in the forties

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

did we just run out of posts to make

no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid

yes

that being said landlords are parasitoids

all cops are bastards because all cops are just doing their jobs

He uh, skipped awful quickly to “stealing gold fillings” didn’t he?

guy whose fingers are made of uncooked noodles: This sucks

guy whose fingers are made of cooked noodles: This is.... not much better honestly

Just wet and sloppy. I hate him