i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
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i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,
sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

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USAmericans: when was the last time you had A Burger? (Counting vegan/veggie burgers)
* I had one within the hour!
* it was about an hour
* it was within the last few hours
* it was today
* it was within the last few days
* it was this week
* it was within the last few week
* it was this month
* it was within the last few moths
* it was a year or longer
* I’ve never eaten a burger
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USAmericans: when was the last time you had A Burger? (Counting vegan/veggie burgers)
I had one within the hour!
it was about an hour ago
it was within the last few hours
it was today
it was within the last few days
it was this week
it was within the last few weeks
it was this month
it was within the last few moths
it was a year or longer
I’ve never eaten a burger
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my toxic trait is that i don’t care how old a post i interact with is on any site ever
i used to spend all my time on deviantart. which (at least at the time) was set up so that you could see an art piece from 2006 and an art piece from yesterday side by side in the search results. then when DA shit itself i moved to the site that’s still cycling “do you love the color of the sky” around. i don’t care that the timestamp is literally right there on sites like instagram and twitter and i think it’s weird to care if someone likes a tweet you made two months ago. the internet is my art gallery and i can and will slap heart stickers on your decade old mona lisas, i don’t know fast paced web culture etiquette and i’m not willing to learn

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formative years? aren’t they all?
show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse
Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
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That last one is fucking moving istg
at last. the gaydar
The only pride flag I care about anymore
tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it
this is one of my favorite bits about tumblr
the users seem to actually prefer text posts to anything else, and treat it as a chore to play a video especially with sound

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I would actually go as far as to say that MOST abuse is unintentional. I think most people will go through their lives without ever experiencing intentional abuse. People are abusive because they're selfish, because they're stressed, because they care more about what society thinks they should do than the impacts of their actions on their children and partners, because they think what they're doing is correct, because they've made it make sense in their own heads, because they think they can fix their victims, they think they can fix their relationships, they think they can stop you from leaving, they think they can make you a better partner to them, they think that means you need to do what they want. We've sort of constructed mental illness in a way that doing this shit to other people counts as a form of mental illness because it is anti social behavior in the literal sense— it is behavior that causes social harm.
I don't say any of this to excuse it. I think everyone needs to be more aware of this because if you think abuse has to be intentional you will never realize you are capable of abusive behavior. You will never realize you are being shitty to the people you love, because YOU know what you mean, YOU know you don't mean any harm. But you're doing harm. You need to pay attention to the impact you have on other people, and you need to do it all the time, Especially when you feel least capable of doing so. Sorry! You live in a society. Get your head out of your ass.
Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving
Anyway here's my treatise on why Warbreaker is actually the best entry book for the Cosmere:
It's a standalone novel (for now!!)
While having lots of greater Cosmere ties, it can be read without needing any knowledge of the lore or major players
Strong characters and character arcs
Really gives you a feel for the Sanderson style so you'll know whether or not his other books are for you without needing to commit to a whole series
Really fun worldbuilding and magic
I do mean fun, btw. The main two princesses, Siri and Vivenna, have magical hair that changes color and length depending upon mood and whim, respectively. Also a magic talking sword that was Made Wrong but just wants to be the Goodest Boy (gender neutral). The magic itself...I shan't spoil but it is also very interesting
Sanderson isn't the best at romance but the fact that he tried to write a love story in this book for his wife makes it more romantic by default imo
The early clunkiness/debut energy that's present in Elantris has been smoothly ironed out. I like Elantris quite a bit as a novel but I don't find it a successful lure into the greater universe, tbh
Who doesn't love a bitchy, cranky old man as one of your primary protagonists
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
"she thinks this is bonding behavior" my friend this has BECOME your bonding behaviour

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the potion seller discourse is insane. cop walks into a chemist's lab and demands pure undiluted morphine. chemist says hey i don't make this for human consumption. cop insists repeatedly, crying, shitting himself. in no way is the potion seller in the wrong here.
"the potion seller is an asshole who should have just given the knight the potion!"
you would not last 1 day in customer service
No, see, he's an asshole for not giving the cop the potion to kill himself with.
See i would absolutely agree with this take but being directly responsible for killing the Knight would tarnish the Potion Seller's name across the kingdom. + the Knight is insisting he's going to die in battle anyways.
clearly this is why your url is pretend-wizard 🙄 we don't know that the potion seller can't make potions that let knights handle stronger potions, all we know is that the potions that the potion seller does have are too strong. if he is effectively a pharmaceutical supplier, he probably would be supplying to other potion sellers lower down on the chain to sell distilled & diluted versions of his potions. but this, like everything, is simply an inference. with our limited facts at hand, i choose to side with the worker rather than the landed gentry.
I once made a potion that kills you but the undying one drank it and lived and it ruined my reptutation so now i'm forced to weave small coats for beetle grubs. i cant complain the beetles have good money but now whenever im spotted on the street the peasants mock me and call me beetleboy
hi beetleboy LOL hows your beetles. loser
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Kurt Vonnegut wrote: “When I was 15, I spent a month working on an archeological dig. I was talking to one of the archeologists one day during our lunch break and he asked those kinds of “getting to know you” questions you ask young people: Do you play sports? What’s your favorite subject? And I told him, no I don’t play any sports. I do theater, I’m in choir, I play the violin and piano, I used to take art classes.
And he went WOW. That’s amazing! And I said, “Oh no, but I’m not any good at ANY of them.”
And he said something then that I will never forget and which absolutely blew my mind because no one had ever said anything like it to me before: “I don’t think being good at things is the point of doing them. I think you’ve got all these wonderful experiences with different skills, and that all teaches you things and makes you an interesting person, no matter how well you do them.”
And that honestly changed my life. Because I went from a failure, someone who hadn’t been talented enough at anything to excel, to someone who did things because I enjoyed them. I had been raised in such an achievement-oriented environment, so inundated with the myth of Talent, that I thought it was only worth doing things if you could “Win” at them.