that Lauren, she could have her own show

Name: Lauren, but I answer to Sam or Snarkness

Age: fandom old, real world middle aged. 40s.

Housemate: tagged as “cancerkidroommate” “ckr”, “casa del Hawkeyes” (yes this is incorrect and I don’t care), he is my best friend and has been dealing with cancer for almost 10 years now.

Family: if you’re not into kids, I tag the nibblings as “bleep and Blorp and trip” or “auntshit”

You know me from:

AO3 (samalander)

The cello post

The muppets post

Spencer the soup cat

ignore the fun police

yelling about voting

Jurassic enrichment

Feed Your Friends

Tumblr’s 2nd favorite sci-fi dad

Cat:

Hercules Mulligan

Asks are open, chats make me anxious but if you send one I’ll probably read it.

I like that you also share snippets of your life. I like seeing that on tumblr. It’s like talk a walk through your neighbourhood in the evening and getting glimpses into the yellow lit living rooms and the people and their stories that live behind those windows.

Dear Chromecast,

There are about 9000 reasons why I will not be watching the Fish Bible.

Which is write scenes so good I was on an emotional roller coaster.

People who like my writing get kisses on the forehead. It's not something I can do anything about. Just the rules. Please get in line for your kisses.

This probably means we were friends on LJ, so thanks for sticking around for (mumblety) years.

She was very much a fan of bringing people together. I’m glad you found me.

I can help with that

Pretty sure I know who this is. Glad you stayed.

Also valid, and you may also have a cat!

Well, seeing at that was over a decade ago, I hope I've lived up to your expectations.

(For those not in the know, in 2015 I made an obscene doll for Chip Zdarsky in 2015 and put electrics in it so the penis glows and apparently people remember me for this, which is amazing.)