surrounded & sprinkled on all sides by stars

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

the best episodes of taskmaster are ones that make me have to google greg davies bisexual just to see if anything's changed since the last time i googled greg davies bisexual

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

I think part of getting better is complete ego death. Like you’re not above setting a timer for 5 minutes and focusing on a task. You’re not above doing a very simple 3 minute workout to start. You’re not above reading for 10 minutes a day when you first get out of your reading slump, even if you used to read for hours. You’re not above starting slow and then building up to where you want to be/where you once were. What you are above is total inertia. Doing something really is better than doing nothing. Radically accept where you are, radically accept your limits, and go from there. Don’t let your ego get in the way.

i need to imagine some scenarios

once again plagued by "I need to do this assignment but the conditions aren't exactly right" demons

i've done just enough of this assignment that I feel good about my forward progress + my notes are enough of a mess that they now feel unapproachable + it's nowhere near being able to hand in..................... they call these The Trenches

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”