surrounded & sprinkled on all sides by stars

man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

My Laptop Got Fucking Drowned And It's The Last Week Of Class 😃

by the way my headphones just drowned a couple days ago. they went through the wash. my electronics are drowning there is no sign of land

pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude

having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life

#those workers are not being paid enough to enforce this and it was a slightly funnier day at work

Oh easy mistake. Yearning actually rises from the floor and longing hangs from the ceiling

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

many women are excited to get old and weird, but i have great news that it's fully possible to become weird now, before you get old. just imagine the heights of weirdness you will be able to reach in fifty years if you get started now. that's what I think