☀ stuck in the sunshine riptide 🌊

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

WTF (where's the feta?)

OMG (on my gnocchi.)

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

cats are so naturally skilled at Writhing In Sunbeam. i wish i had even a fraction of this talent but instead i just have all these bones

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

2013-2016 Hyundai Genesis Coupe

and every time we kiss I swear I could fly

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames

they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

Together they create the full set.

tumblr black out poetry

the swordfish does not know she is named for an instrument of war. we do not know her heart. perhaps she is in truth a creature of peace