These are my ocs btw

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

Just go missing bro it's ruined

you can hit it raw, i’ve got an IED

My most old-school internet opinion is bring back chunky scroll bars! I don't want some scroll bar so discreet I can't even find the fucking thing. I want a nice Windows 98-level of obviousness.

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub

the mormon church funds trandwife influencers and is beefing up its social media outreach capabilities by bringing in a lot of heavy hitter youtubers fyi. so when you start seeing more 'wholesome family content' over the next 18 months just know its part of a directed and organised campaign by reactionaries to culturally entrench large families and housewives who baby their husbands

they should make a sleep that feels like you’ve slept

Drives me genuinely insane that kids-only spaces on the internet like Club Penguin were destroyed because companies realised that there’s only so much profit you can squeeze out of children with no disposable income, so now kids are being forced into adult spaces on the internet where the profit model is to find the most viewers you can passively expose to ads that nobody is clicking on so all online media is slowly turning into Mr Beast Elsagate nightmares, and for adults this means giving your ID to companies owned by businessmen with Epstein connections to keep the kids “safe.” Clown internet.

'yeag' is a typo to YOU but to me she conveys a feeling that 'yeah' does not

oh well. at least there's research into topics no one but me gives a fuck about